I agree with Melanie Phillips
says Melanie in the Mail. And she's right. Lies are 'continuing' (there's that awful continuous tense again) to be told about immigration, particularly in certain newspapers we could mention.
I'm glad she's finally come out and admitted it to everyone, because that paragraph clearly shows that she believes the Mail is lying about immigration. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but it's a brave decision for her to say that.
No, you say? That paragraph doesn't prove that at all...? But surely if you take a paragraph, or a couple of lines, or a sentence, out of a longer document, and then ascribe a point of view to it that you believe it has, whether it has it or not, because it fits in with your worldview, then that's perfectly acceptable journalism. That's what MigrationWatch did. They claimed they'd found evidence of a secret plot to create multiculturalism in a society where none existed, by their interpretation of a couple of paragraphs in something that wasn't even a Government document and therefore not Government policy; and the papers then reported that there was a secret plot and it was Government policy.
Melanie's just repeating what she's been told. Other people have actually looked at the damned evidence and realised it's a void. But then they're mere bloggers and can't be expected to be proper journalists like Melanie. How dare they look at the facts and things rather than just parroting, in a slightly more shrill tone, what other people have said:
Actually, no. I don't really agree with Melanie Phillips at all. I agree when she says that lies are being told about immigration. But I'm afraid the lies are a lot closer to home than she might claim.
Thanks to Nick for spotting that beautiful opening paragraph.
PCC & Jan Moir: business as usual?
There will be those, in the wake of the PCC's breezy rejection of 25,000 complaints about Jan Moir's despicable article about Stephen Gately, who think this is some kind of triumph for free speech, and a crushing defeat for the evil Twitter Mob. But that's missing the point entirely.
I don't think most of the thousands who complained about the pitifully nasty column did so in order to clamp down on the freedom of expression so enjoyed by Her Majesty's Press in this country. They didn't do so deliberately, and they didn't do so accidentally, not realising what they were doing, either. I think they were just exercising their own freedom of expression - to say they felt this article had offended them, and that it was patently horrible. Which it was.
We do have self-regulation of the press in this country, and it's right that people may use that route to challenge articles in the press they feel have broken the rules. We can argue about how many teeth the PCC really has, and whether it really wants to use them; and we can speculate, though we'll never really know, that it appears to be a cargo-cult construction that whirrs through the motions in order to produce a verisimilitude of regulation, while simultaneously never giving anything much more than a stinging slap on the wrist to the very worst transgressors. We could point out that it's powerless to punish, even when an offender has stepped right over the line, pulled down its pants and waved its hairy bum in the regulators' faces.
No matter. The PCC exists, and it's not an attack on the freedom of expression for people to choose to use that route to voice their displeasure over what's been written in the press. You could even argue - and call me naive if you want to - that that's precisely what it was established to do in the first place. (Or at the very least, to look like it was established to do. You could say, looking at this article by Malcolm Coles for example, that the PCC appears in this instance to have made a rather bizarre decision, but we can argue about that too.) If you feel that thousands of people complaining to the PCC was an attack on free speech, then by all means call for the dismantling of the PCC itself. Self-regulation is, after all, self-censorship, of a kind. To hell with anyone who has a complaint about what's been in the papers! Free speech trumps everything!
Or... maybe it's a bit more complicated than that. Perhaps there are occasions when free speech doesn't beat everything else. Perhaps there are times when the press - or ordinary citizens who happen not to work for the press - shouldn't say everything they want to say. We can argue about that too. But let's not pretend, as some will, that the Jan Moir affair was an attack on free speech, and that the PCC have bravely defended it. Because that's certainly not what it was.
As a fully paid-up member of the Twitter Mob, I am of course a bloodthirsty idiot who has a pitchfork and flaming torch kept in a steel box by the side of my computer - I simply break the glass in the event of being mildly offended by something. I am just a numbskull, unable to think for myself, an electronic sheep who needs to be whipped up into a frenzy of outrage by those meddlesome troublemongers Fry, Linehan et al. I am but a mere pawn in their empire-building game, taking power away from the responsible journalists who look after it so well and handing it over to the sans-culottes of the so-called Twitterati, who will only break it or something, and who can't really be trusted. And look, they will say, for all the huffing and puffing of people on Twitter, they failed in what they set out to do. It's good for getting people worked up, they will tell you, but not for getting things done.
Or you could look at it another way. You could say that until something as instant as Twitter arrived, it was hard to register the retching disgust at reading something as unpleasant as Moir's vile dribbling, and that it happened to be an efficient medium to express and channel this legitimate anger and frustration with the mainstream media. The protest failed to get Moir the sack, and failed to get the PCC to accept that a transgression had taken place, because this was never going to happen, but maybe that wasn't the point. Was it pointless to protest against the Iraq War, if it then took place? Is there no point in protesting about anything, if you aren't listened to the first time? Protest and dissent isn't a matter of getting your message across and then, because you're right, achieving all your goals and getting home before teatime. Protesting about things is quite often a matter of frustration, of meeting resistance, of those who have the power pulling up the drawbridge and hoping you'll go away. The Twitter anger over Jan Moir wasn't trying to break down the door. It was just politely knocking to let those inside know there was someone outside. These things take time.
The history of these things is already being written. Some will say this result just goes to prove that there's no value in Twitter, or in people other than the clever journalists being allowed to think about things, because the rest of us are silly billies who should just stick our thumbs in our mouths and let the big boys tell us what to think and how to think it. They're wrong. The anger over the Moir column was righteous, and right. Reading it even now still makes me angry. It was right to be angry about it. It's important to let people who have a million readers know that they need to be careful about what they say, because they may well upset a lot of people if they get it wrong, and that doesn't in any way clamp down on freedom of speech.
There are more voices out there now. Time was when it was a one-way conversation between our masters in the Fourth Estate and the rest of us; they shouted and we had to listen. Now, we can shout back, if we like. More voices means more freedom of expression, and more freedom of speech. If the press choose to have self-regulation - and they do - then they should be prepared for the public to call them out when they get things horribly wrong. Perhaps this ruling just shows how irrelevant and pointless the PCC really is. Perhaps it shows that it was never going to give the answers that people wanted. Perhaps the PCC may listen to the consultation with the public it recently opened up, or it may simply shake its head and say, No, we don't want your input, but thanks all the same. In which case, it's not regulation at all, merely a pretence of regulation.
And have we really changed anything, those of us who complained, who tweeted, who wrote annoying blog posts about the Jan Moir saga? Perhaps changing anything wasn't the point. Perhaps by protesting, by announcing we were there at all, that was an achievement in itself. You can be sure that many journalists will simply turn away as if nothing happened; they will write valedictory columns about Moir and doing down the protesters, as Stephen Glover already did some time ago - at a time, incidentally, when the Daily Mail officially said it couldn't comment on the matter because it was waiting for the PCC adjudication.
But I think they would be wrong to do so. This was just a first skirmish. I've said before the tide was coming in - and got roundly slapped round the chops by a crusty old newspaper columnist, in a badly written and poorly researched piece that didn't do him any favours, for doing so, which if anything confirmed my suspicions. I think that kind of recalcitrance indicates something beyond mere contempt for us, the great unwashed, daring to speak out for ourselves on the issues we want to talk about rather than leaving it to our beloved journalists to do it for us, important and vital though real quality journalism is. I think it indicates fear that the tide really is coming in.
This, then, was just the beginning. It may be business as usual, for now, but things are changing. We are on the horizon. Not a mob. Just people, who don't want to be quiet any more.
Simon Heffer and cheap shots
Simon Heffer in the Telegraph:
Since Labour has an election to win, and since if it doesn't win it Jack Straw will probably be a candidate to pick up the poisoned chalice of leading the party, it is little wonder the Justice Secretary has jumped on the police-bashing bandwagon. He knows most people only encounter the police when being stopped for a minor motoring offence, or when the police are failing to clear up a deeply distressing crime. He knows how dismayed the public is by stories in the media about the police pursuing people who (for example) express disapproval of homosexuals, while failing to pursue burglars. So, in the words of one senior officer who disliked Mr Straw's remarks, this was a cheap shot.
Do 'most people' only really encounter the police when being stopped for a 'minor motoring offence'? Does Simon Heffer never go outdoors, to his town centre, where he can see police officers at work? He may not approach them, that much is true; but that's not their fault. You could just as easily say "Most people, of course, do not encounter doctors when being treated for some minor illness, or when they are failing to clear up a very serious disease."
The police, though, do not pursue people who have 'expressed disapproval of homosexuals'. (see comments - sometimes they do, if it's possible someone could be breaking the law. But burglars, unlike writers of things denouncing gayness, don't generally leave signatures saying "I did this" unless they're particularly stupid; and police don't make the laws up, they simply enforce them. If a law exists, it's there to be enforced, including things that Heffer might disagree with, like traffic offences or saying gay people are bad; or other stuff, like burglarly or murder) It's Heffer's cunning way of introducing the classic 'PCgonemad' gambit into his article. Poor old middle-class man, driving at 85mph outside a school, for some reason gets stopped by PC Plod, yet burglars smashing into a nearby house are sent on their way with a cheery wave - but look what happens when you try and write "Gays must die" in dogshit on someone's car, then for some reason everyone makes a big PC song and dance about it and for some reason that's a so-crime in Bonkers Britain... Heffer really isn't even a notch above Littlejohn and the like. He's worse. He's not even trying to be funny, which Littlejohn does (and admittedly fails at, but hey, he has a bash); he's being deadly serious.
What's his evidence for police pursuing people who 'disapprove of homosexuals' but not pursuing burglars? Is there any?
They ceased to be a crime-fighting operation and became instead an instrument for the imposition of political correctness. New Labour came in to power with a set of beliefs about minorities of all sorts, and sought to make the police the enforcers of that creed. The wheels fell off at that point.
Examples? Oh, there are none. It just happened, therefore it's true. Cheers Simon, I don't need examples, if you could just make the aeroplane noise while you're forcing the spoon into my mouth... actually, fuck it, just ram it down my throat like Robert Morley being force-fed his dogs in Theatre of Blood. I'd much prefer that, then I wouldn't even bother having to think about it. Could you do that, Simon? Could you? I mean, you don't have any evidence that 'minorities of all sorts' (can't you feel the seething stench off the words?) and beliefs about them drove New Labour's policies - but no matter. Let's carry on. Wasn't it all better when all coppers were like Gene Hunt?
The unlamented Sir Ian Blair was the high priest of this form of policing. The way in which he had Scotland Yard pussyfoot around the question of Islamist terrorism after the horrific attacks on London in 2005 exemplified his priorities: appease minorities first, fight crime second.
I'm sure everyone noticed how Sir Ian Blair 'appeased minorities first' when an unpale-skinned man was shot seven times in the head on the Tube. Ah, it must be wonderful in Heffer's world, where criminals are only not caught because of that damned PC Brigade chasing the cops in their big pink diversity van, ensuring that no-one is offended. Oh! If only the police weren't so busy being PC about everything - obviously I don't have any time to put in any evidence at all, just decide that I know best about everything, and you, solemn reader, will just believe me because I am a respected journalist and not a second-rate hack stitching together a stinking load of old cobblers with no substance to it whatsoever, essentially so I can say that no-one should vote Labour.
Didn't the Telegraph used to be better than this? Or don't we need any evidence for any arguments any more? Shall we just all give up and all shout a bit louder?
Prolls
Professional trolls - or "prolls", as I'm inclined to call them now after hearing the term for the first time yesterday - are just bigger, more noticeable versions of those people you get on messageboards or in the comments section of news stories; and rather than doing it just to wind people up, they do it for a living.
Yesterday's article by Andrew Alexander in the Mail which I blogged about here is a classic example of a proll hard at work. Smugly revelling in his lack of research, preferring to light his pipe and 'ruminate' rather than actually check that what he's saying is true, there's not much more than a cigarette paper - or indeed an x-ray with an ominous shadow on it - between Alexander's "Smoking's not so bad, you know" and the kind of trolling absurdity you get underneath almost every story nowadays. Indeed, the pride in ignorance brings to mind those BBC Have Your Say types so splendidly taken down over at Speak You're Branes.
I've said this before in the wake of Jan Moir's miserable attack on Stephen Gately and no doubt I'll say it again, before I manage to fully form the argument: but I think the behaviour of certain columnists and professional writers is little better than that of trolls. But these prolls are seen as being intelligent, useful, articulate; their trolling nonsense is elevated from the level of 'some bloke on the internet trying to wind other people up' to Polemicist of the Year, in the case of Richard Littlejohn.
And there's nothing wrong with being a good polemicist, of course; it's just that Littlejohn, Phillips, Alexander, Hitchens (P) and Liddle - and many others - seem to get things wrong quite often. By which I mean those pesky facts and evidence they need to back up their arguments. We've seen this week Melanie Phillips claim that Alan Titchmarsh is a 'distinguished climate-related scientist' to back up her 'climate change is all a big con' line. We've seen Littlejohn barking about immigrants staying the country because they've got a cat to back up his "Gorblimey, don't those immigrants get a good deal innit?" argument - except that wasn't the case; or laughing at the names of someone's children in a rolling-eyes at the state of Bonkers Britain rant - except they weren't children at all, they were pets. Which a simple bit of research would have discovered - yet the vastly salaried journalist Littlejohn (catchphrase "You couldn't make it up!") apparently decided he couldn't be bothered to do much more research than reading the Daily Mail.
Then there's Liddle. One of the arguments I read this week was from Kwasi Kwarteng, who said of Wiltshire-based Liddle's woefully inaccurate diatribe about London street crime:
You may not admire Mr Liddle's style of writing, nor agree with his views, but that does not mean that he should be sacked from the magazine for which he writes, as some have suggested. It is his job to provoke. And that is exactly what he has done.
I'm all for freedom of speech, of course, and I know it's Liddle's job to provoke - it's certainly not his job to research things properly, as we've seen. But provocation with incorrect and misleading facts behind it - which will be picked up like a baton by the BNP and other extremists as if it's gospel - is a fairly smelly thing, which Kwarteng signally failed to acknowledge throughout his entire article. You can try and give Liddle some wriggle-room by saying: Sure, he didn't research anything properly, he didn't get it right, he made assumptions based on his own prejudices rather than evidence, he said something which, because it was published by the Spectator will now be used as evidence by the far-right that even the mainstream press are saying the stuff they've been banging on about for ages, but hey, the 'goat curry' bit was funny, wasn't it?
But no, it wasn't funny. Not even funny. That last line of defence for prolls - that they're entertaining - doesn't stand up as being good enough if they're fuelling, through ignorance or on purpose - the flames of hatred. Once published by a leading newspaper or magazine, poisonous views and misleading stories are used by those who have real hatred and real venom to make their case. We saw that earlier this year with an English Defence League video which used Daily Mail and Daily Express stories and headlines to make its point. That's why it matters whether you get things right or wrong. A lot of readers will shrug their shoulders and take what you say with a pinch of salt; others will use your prestige - that fading prestige of publications like the Mail and Express and possibly even Spectator after this week's nocturnal emission by Liddle, but prestige nonetheless - and use it as proof that their hatred is right.
The irony is, of course, that we mere bloggers on the internet are the ones who are accused of being the trolls. I don't think that's quite the case. In fact, I'll take the internet trolls over the prolls any day of the week. At least trolls don't pretend to be anything other than trolls; they don't make lofty claims to be polemicists or to defend their role as being anything other than their right to a rant. Which everyone does have, of course. It's just that doing it underneath a banner of an official news source gives your rant a weight it wouldn't otherwise have; it implies a responsibility to get things right, because people will use what you say in their arguments, and sometimes, if you're not careful, you will give ammunition to some fairly despicable people.
Passive aggressive
Salaried troll Andrew Alexander dangles his maggot off the riverbank in the Mail today with a piece entitled "The truth about tobacco? It's lost in a smokescreen". Pop over there and have a read if you like, but it boils down to: "I like smoking. People say it's bad for you but boo, wurrrrrgh, nur-nur-nur-nur-nur." Well maybe not quite, but:
An outright lie is also included in the anti-smoking campaign.
Tobacco manufacturers have to warn purchasers that, among other things, 'smoking kills'.
If one said that prussic acid kills, it would be true. A more honest statement would be that tobacco can kill. Only the illiterate or mentally idle will fail to see the difference.
I wouldn't criticise the illiterate and mentally idle if you're writing for the Mail, Andrew, as that's kind of alienating your core readership; but still, it's a fairly flimsy bit of hair-splitting. You could say: "Jumping off a cliff might kill you. Only the illiterate or mentally idle would think it definitely does." Which would be literally true, but realistically ridiculous.
Alexander again:
Second-hand smoke is claimed to cause many deaths and is the basis for tyrannical curbs on offices and pubs.
This figure is arrived at by guesswork, inspired by hysteria, and masquerades as scientific 'proof' - a process which characterises our age.
I wonder which sort of publication might run articles about the dangers of passive smoking?
Naturally I'm not saying all of those articles are entirely correct, given where they're appearing and the subject they're talking about. And of course there's nothing wrong with Alexander calling his own publication 'hysterical' and deciding not to read what it's had to say about the subject before writing his ill-informed bollocks. Nothing at all. Indeed, I would encourage a similar approach. Let's hope we see a Mail columnist talk about their immigration stories as 'guesswork' and 'hysteria' which is 'masquerading as proof'; that certainly would be refreshing. Though I wouldn't hold your breath.
Alexander also says:
Sensibly, I returned to the habit. Pipe-smoking is a very ruminative process. It creates the right spaces and pauses for a writer.
Pity you didn't do any actual research instead of lighting your pipe and thinking about what complete cobblers to write about this week, Andrew; your article might have been better. Searching out facts is also quite a ruminative process, you might discover.
Just say he’s wrong. Go on, say it
The Mail have drafted in Kwasi Kwarteng to write about Rod Liddle's load of racist claptrap. And instead of criticising him for getting everything entirely wrong, Kwasi decides that it's right for Liddle to say what he said:
You may not admire Mr Liddle's style of writing, nor agree with his views, but that does not mean that he should be sacked from the magazine for which he writes, as some have suggested. It is his job to provoke. And that is exactly what he has done.
Provoking,yes. But by saying stuff that isn't true. I don't mind people provoking by using facts and good knockabout arguments and humour, when required. But Liddle didn't use facts. He is either ignorant or a liar. I don't even care which, because it doesn't change what he said. What he said was bullshit. And yet Kwarteng ignores this entirely. He is either ignorant or has decided not to mention the factual errors in Liddle's account, preferring to state:
One controversial report conducted by Scotland Yard last year found that more than half of teen knife crime offences in the capital involve black suspects.
Small wonder, then, that two years ago the Commons home affairs committee warned of a 'serious crisis' among Britain's young community.
It's no use howling 'racism', this is a real problem confronting our society - and despite her politically correct posturing, Diane Abbott knows it.
Strange that Kwarteng couldn't be bothered to look at the actual detail of that report rather than the way the Mail - for it was they - reported it. Five Chinese Crackers, in a post which points out how Liddle's views are more extreme than those expressed by the BNP's Richard Barnbrook, points out:
Quite apart from the fact that Liddle included no data to support his assertion, I happen to know that in the three months to July 2008 black people under the age of 29 made up 239 of 741 people proceeded against for offences involving knives in London. Take that back to under 18, and you get 124. Not really most, huh? Looks like Liddle just repeated crap racist clichés about black people being responsible for most of the crime in London after all (until of course, he produces the evidence he based his assumptions on. I look forward to seeing how he worked out the ethnicity of those responsible for 'street crime').
Bizarrely, my source for the stats about black people not being the biggest group proceeded against knife crime in London comes from a Freedom of Information request. Carried out by the Daily Mail.
But this isn't about the facts. Kwarteng's piece does a couple of things that help the Mail: firstly, it backs up a journalist for using misleading polemic with no facts to back it up whatsoever, calling Liddle 'clumsy' rather than saying he may have been highly offensive and unpleasant; secondly, it points out the disproportionate level of black men involved with crime arrests (see comments) without ever bothering with the context of social or economic factors, which presumably don't exist. And then there's this:
When people from the West Indies first came to Britain in the late Forties, they were as law-abiding, and often as well-educated, as the indigenous population.
Ah, the 'indigenous population'. And the reply will come back: "Aha, but this is a black man saying this, therefore it can't be racist, can it?" - and it isn't. But the use of the term 'indigenous population' is one generally done by racists or those attempting to create a 'them and us' situation, particularly when discussing immigration. For Kwarteng to use it is, well let's use his own word, 'clumsy'. He goes on to blame the Left, of course, somehow, despite a lot of the criminals he complains about having grown up during Thatcher's time, but it's no surprise he should do that, because this
Kwasi Kwarteng is a former Conservative candidate
appears at the end of the story.
It's a neat piece for the Mail: it looks watertight and unassailable, because it's a member of the black community who's doing the finger-pointing. But I can't help wondering why Liddle's factual assertions, which were entirely wrong, weren't called out. Why not?
Still, I look forward to another article soon, in which a resident of an east London council estate tells Rod Liddle what life is like in his Wiltshire village, just guessing and making up stuff based on what they've heard from their mate down the pub, accusing the majority of people who live there of crimes based on their heritage. I'm sure that'll get published.
Real-life trolls
We've seen marvellous scenes today as Twitter has joined together against the horrific, homophobic, deeply unpleasant article by Jan Moir about Stephen Gately's death. I am delighted to have been a tiny part of it, and hello to all the new readers. I'm not usually this rubbish. Bit of stage fright.
I'd love to think that it would make a difference to complain to the PCC and I certainly wouldn't want to put anyone off doing so - the relevant clauses include privacy, intrusion and accuracy. Let's hope it will. History doesn't bode especially well, though: when the PCC said the Express's reaction to its Dunblane story atrocity was unacceptable, the Express just shrugged its shoulders and said: "What are you gonna do about it?" - and that was the end of that. Perhaps this time that won't happen. Sure, it'll be embarrassing for Paul Dacre, who is a senior player with the PCC and coincidentally also the editor of the Daily Mail; but it's not like they haven't ridden the storm out themselves in the past.
You have to ask why Moir wrote what she did in the first place. Was it prejudice, laziness, being an idiot or just plain trolling? I might even head towards the latter, and I'll explain why: fellow Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn was feted with an award this week, an 'Editorial Intelligence' award if you can believe it for 'polemicist of the year', despite having been caught lying, getting his facts wrong and writing appallingly offensive pieces about gay people, gypsies and immigrants all year long. As Tabloid Watch put it:
It comes after his unreserved apology for falsely claiming most robberies are committed by Eastern Europeans, making up a dog story, claiming £8 billion could pay off a £800 billion debt many times over, stating there are nearly three times more illegal immigrants in the UK than most academic researchers, knowing no offence was given in a conversation he hasn't heard, knowing better than a jury what the outcome of a trial should be when he hasn't attended any of it, claiming someone has been granted asylum when they haven't, attributing an MP to the wrong party, attributing a town to the wrong county, and - of course - mistaking humans for labradors.
And all that's just since the start of September.
There's awards in doing that kind of thing as a columnist - being a real-life troll, a photo-bylined and salaried troll, not patrolling internet sites to try and snipe at other people's views but just to go all-out and be offensive off your own bat. After all, the Mail website will have garnered a whole load of web traffic today and some people might imagine there's no such thing as bad publicity - but I disagree. This has been a terrible backfire for the Mail - they've been shown up to be hopelessly out of date, prejudiced, nasty, disrespectful and disgraceful. This is the bloody 21st century. It's not a question of even 'tolerance' - it's a question of not giving a shit about what other people get up to in the bedroom.
That's where Moir has fallen down. She claims to write what everyone else is thinking, but today everyone else is thinking: "That Jan Moir's pretty nasty and pathetic, isn't she? What the hell did Stephen Gately do to deserve that?"
There's even a Facebook group been set up in response, calling for the article to be withdrawn. In the meantime, the Mail has changed the headline. But it wasn't the headline that was the problem. The headline was only written the way it was because of the content of the story underneath it; it's the actual article that has caused an angry response, not the headline. Changing that won't make a difference.*
Yes, the Mail website will get some traffic, but it's only right and proper to link to the things you talk about, even if you hate them (I sometimes break this rule with Littlejohn and the BNP, but I try to be good really). The only people who will be appalled by what that brand is doing. It's been said before that the Mail can create a toxic environment for brands through the sheer offensiveness of reader comments, but this is one step beyond that: this is offensiveness through the content of its editorial. *update* thanks to Malcolm Coles and RTs on Twitter, adverts have been removed from the article.
That's a whole different matter. Littlejohn is no doubt wiping sweat off his brow (well it's still quite warm in Florida) and thinking: there but for the grace of God. Because it could so easily have been him. But no, he ends the week with an award, whereas it's Jan Moir who's been vilified.
See also (if you haven't seen them already):
Daily Quail: Why there's nothing natural about these gays
Eric the Fish: No matter what they say
If you've got any other suggestions then feel free to mention it in the comments.
* Johann Hari this week warns against complaining on the basis of headlines. He has a point, but headlines are generally reflective of the article beneath them; I think it's only when they're not that the writer can try and claim it's nothing to do with them.
Why there is nothing ‘natural’ about the life of Jan Moir
I was quite surprised this week. Ordinarily, when someone famous dies, it only takes about five minutes for the tabloid attack squad to move in, decide it was their fault and rip apart their life for no reason whatsoever. But Stephen Gately's death seemed to catch the hatemongers on the hop.
Until today. Here's Jan Moir:
Why there was nothing 'natural' about Stephen Gately's death
...except that he died of natural causes, you mean? Jan, though, has recognised her tardiness in sticking the boot into the fresh corpse of Gateley; she's now doing it in advance to other celebrities who might die soon:
Robbie, Amy, Kate, Whitney, Britney; we all know who they are. And we are not being ghoulish to anticipate, or to be mentally braced for, their bad end: a long night, a mysterious stranger, an odd set of circumstances that herald a sudden death.
No, it's not ghoulish at all to expect someone else's death, Jan. You tell yourself that. You cackling witch.
A founder member of Ireland's first boy band, he was the group's co-lead singer, even though he could barely carry a tune in a Louis Vuitton trunk.
He was the Posh Spice of Boyzone, a popular but largely decorous addition.
Keep going, Jan, I don't think you've been unpleasant enough yet. How about turning into Quincy and deciding you know better than the coroner?
Even before the post-mortem and toxicology reports were released by the Spanish authorities, the Gatelys' lawyer reiterated that they believed his sudden death was due to natural causes.
But, hang on a minute. Something is terribly wrong with the way this incident has been shaped and spun into nothing more than an unfortunate mishap on a holiday weekend, like a broken teacup in the rented cottage.
What killed him then, Jan? Being gay?
Whatever the cause of death is, it is not, by any yardstick, a natural one. Let us be absolutely clear about this. All that has been established so far is that Stephen Gately was not murdered.
Er, no, dying from fluid on the lungs is natural and unfortunately does happen to people with congenital heart conditions. It's rare, but it does happen all the time - just not to celebrities. That's probably why Moir doesn't know.
After a night of clubbing, Cowles and Gately took a young Bulgarian man back to their apartment. It is not disrespectful to assume that a game of canasta with 25-year-old Georgi Dochev was not what was on the cards.
Ah, I see. Yes, they were gay, therefore they obviously had sex with him. If that's what you think, Jan, don't be shy. If all gay people are by their very nature promiscuous then just pop up and say it, Jan. No-one will think the less of you. Because no-one could think any less of you.
Gately's family have always maintained that drugs were not involved in the singer's death, but it has just been revealed that he at least smoked cannabis on the night he died.
Nevertheless, his mother is still insisting that her son died from a previously undetected heart condition that has plagued the family.
BECAUSE HE DID, YOU FLAMING FUCKWIT. Tell you what, you do a few years of medical training, order a second postmortem, you carve up the corpse, then you come out with your half-baked "one spliff killed him" bullshit. Otherwise, maybe the people who do it for a living know that they might be talking about...?
For Jan, though, it's not about the one spliff which killed Gately. It's the fact he was gay.
Gay activists are always calling for tolerance and understanding about same-sex relationships, arguing that they are just the same as heterosexual marriages. Not everyone, they say, is like George Michael.
Of course, in many cases this may be true. Yet the recent death of Kevin McGee, the former husband of Little Britain star Matt Lucas, and now the dubious events of Gately's last night raise troubling questions about what happened.
What the fuck do you mean by that? Kevin McGee killed himself after battling with drug addiction - it wasn't anything to do with his civil partnership as that had long since broken up. Is Jan Moir really trying to link drug use with being gay? Or saying that civil partnerships will lead to death? Or what is she trying to do?
Whatever it is, it's more seedy and disgusting than what she claims is to blame for Stephen Gately's death. Someone as decent and ordinary as Gately dies, yet Jan Moir lives. It's just not fair.










