The myth keeps coming true
I find this fascinating. Rog in the comments to my previous England shirt story* points me in the direction of someone else who says the England shirt has been banned:
A CHARITY shop volunteer has complained to police that an officer stopped her in the street and told her not to wear her England football shirt.
Tracey Rose, 30, said the incident kicked off when she was walking in Weymouth and a uniformed officer pulled up in his police car to tackle her.
"It’s political correctness gone mad," she said.
She added: “The police car pulled up and the officer said I had to take my England top off.
"I kept asking ‘why?’ and he wouldn’t tell me.”
Miss Rose said the officer told her to go and change but she said she would be late for her volunteer work.
Ah, PC gone mad in every sense, eh. Eh? SeewhatIdidthere! You couldn't make it up! Except... well, let's see. Why would this copper do this? As a joke? As a bet? To annoy this poor woman? Or did it happen at all? As you'll see from the other story, there's a large slice of doubt about whether the incident actually happened or not. How about this time? Well, the cops have denied it, as of course you'd expect, but we have no way of knowing - other than by trusting this member of the public and taking them at face value - whether it happened or not.
My question is whether that's really good enough. We can all go around claiming all sorts of things, but we don't end up in newspapers being taken seriously. It's only because this fits in with an existing story that it's being picked up. The myth keeps coming true, because we're looking for evidence of it. I am finding it fascinating to see these stories start to pop up. Who will be next to say they were banned from wearing the England shirt? What kind of motivation is there for claiming such a thing? Are there cops going around making the myth come true for a laugh? It's possible, but I know what I think.
* A lot of you have very helpfully sent comments pointing me in the direction of stories about someone with the same name as the bus shirt ban mum, who has been convicted of various offences. I can't verify it's the same person.
Getting shirty
A lot of people are still very angry about England shirts. If you take a gander at a search for the phrase "I'm not racist but..." on Openbook, you find:
Oh dear. The use of caps lock is particularly wearying, isn't it? What's surprising is that if you look at the search results, you'll find that a lot of these coves haven't copied and pasted the bollocks about the England shirt in its entirety and have gone and typed it out themselves. What a waste of time and effort! But there you are. You can see how the original message - itself a load of old toot, as I've mentioned ad nauseum over the past few days - gets added to and manipulated along the way.
No matter how rubbish the story about 'cops going around pubs and clubs is', you can see from the reaction to it that it pushes all the right buttons - outrage, dismay, political correctness, and so on. So it's not surprising to read this (warning: links to the Mail), on the website of our favourite news outlet for stories about things which have really happened, oh yes:
A toddler was ordered off a bus because the foreign driver was 'offended' by his England football T-shirt, his mother has claimed.
Sam Fardon, 27, was allegedly told to get off the service with her sons Dylan, two, and 10-week-old Adam as they made their way to a childcare group.
The unnamed driver, who had a Polish or Eastern European accent, said Dylan's white England shirt was 'offensive' and he threatened to turf the family out on the street.
Is it true? Did the nasty "Polish or East European" driver tell the little boy to get off the bus because his evil England shirt was offensive? Even if he did say it, isn't there a chance that it might have been a joke that was lost in translation? Nah, fuck it. That would mean doing something other than getting your readers worked up into a PC GONE MAD YOU CAN'T EVEN RITUALLY SET FIRE TO GOLLIWOGS ANY MORE WITHOUT BEING CALLED A RACIST frenzy - and who wants to read about that?
This story neatly combines a couple of tabloid folk myths in one: firstly, the England shirt ban story; and secondly, the 'nasty bus driver' story. We've seen the second before in terms of the driver who didn't let a bloke with a tin of paint on the bus. As we saw then, this is the kind of story that pops up from time to time. So when you combine the 'bad bus driver' element with the 'England shirt ban' element, you've got a win-win story.
Look. This bus driver might have been a really nasty "Polish or East European" bastard, and he might have been really spiteful to this kid because of his England shirt because he found it offensive - he really did find it offensive, genuinely so, somehow, because he's foreign and that - and he might have told the kid to get off the bus, and he might not have been joking, and all this might be true. And if it is, he sounds like a nasty mean Mr Bus Driver, and no mistake.
But you have to wonder, don't you. Because it doesn't matter if it's true. The Mail knows that. They couldn't give a shit whether it's true or not. And you can see that by what I'd say is a deliberately misleading description of the 'England shirt ban' mythology:
Last month the Metropolitan Police suggested that some pubs ban customers from wearing England shirts during screenings of this summer's World Cup matches to stop the risk of violence.
Except that's not it at all. Because 'England shirts' were not mentioned in any communications. And the Mail should know that. I'm almost certain they do know that. But what would the point be in being accurate about these things? Why not just dangle the maggot into the water and see who nibbles it?
We don't know who this driver is, what he said, what he meant by it, whether someone got the wrong end of the stick, or anything. We can guess. My guess would be that the driver tried to make a joke and something got lost in translation. But I'm fully prepared to entertain the idea that this was just a horrible East European immigrant bus driver. Whatever it is, it doesn't matter what actually happened, because it presses all the right buttons.
Foreign bus driver? Check. Nasty bus driver? Check. Immigrant not integrating properly? Check. Foreigner 'offended' by England shirt? Check. Links with the non-existent shirt ban? Check. It's all there. It's got all the ingredients to keep this going. So you can pretty much nail it on that the next CAPS LOCK status updates you'll start seeing polluting your news feed will be mentioning this incident, as if it definitely happened, and look, I'm not racist but... and so on, and so on.
And before you know it, this story will become entirely accepted as true, and that will be that.
*update* FirstGroup have released a statement about the story (thanks to Stewart in the comments for letting me know):
Following an alleged incident involving our service and the refusal of a young passenger wearing an England shirt, the following statement has been issued to the media. Paul De Santis, Commercial Director for First said: "The claim made about one of our drivers' behaviour is a very serious one and we have been in touch with this woman several times to try to establish what actually happened.
"We have carried out a full investigation and can't find any evidence to substantiate this claim. No driver fitting the description given was working on any routes in this area at that time. Our buses were busy around the time yet no one else has been in touch with us about this alleged incident.
"We expect the highest level of professionalism from our drivers and such an act would not be tolerated. However, in this instance it now appears that no such incident took place.
"Far from banning England shirts on our buses First is fully supportive of England's World Cup campaign and we are, in fact, currently fitting good luck banners featuring England flags on all our buses in England."
Immigration mythology and Labour’s dilemma
The rapid spread of the folk tale about England shirts being banned (or not, as it turns out, as we learned yesterday) is intriguing to watch - and it has a bearing on why politicians are so worried about immigration.
How does advice from some cops in Croydon, for pubs to consider dress codes and the possible barring of people in football tops (not England tops, but football tops) become WE CAN'T WEAR ENGLAND SHIRTS IN OUR OWN COUNTRY BECAUSE IT OFFENDS PEOPLE IN BURKAS, BUT WE CAN'T TELL THEM WHAT TO WEAR BECAUSE OF POLITICALCORRECTNESS(GONEMAD)?
We've seen so many tales down the years. When people are told, for example, that you can't buy bent bananas because of the EU, or that people have been banned from flying flags for fear of upsetting minorities, or Baa Baa Black Sheep has been banned for fear of upsetting Muslims, or Winterval has been created because people didn't want to upset immigrants, or you can't use a hammer without a crash helmet because of health and safety, or you're told that immigrants have taken ALL OUR JOBS (and they go straight to the front of the housing queue), or that Romanians stole a man's house, but no-one could do anything about it because of political correctness... and so on and so on... then that becomes the defining structure of our popular mythology, whether it's a newspaper doing the storytelling round the campfire for us or some bloke down the pub. It doesn't matter. We know what the stories are and how they work.
I don't want to get too Claude Levi-Strauss about this, but you can boil a lot of these Littlejohnian "Youcouldn'tmakeitup" stories down to their ingredients and see how they are made up, and how the narrative works. It usually goes a bit like this. Some villain (the PC Brigade, the EU, a liberal judge, the health and safety Stasi, diversity Nazis etc) has decided that unfairness must happen contrary to natural justice and common sense (you can't get the job you've applied for and are entitled to, you can't buy bendy bananas, a criminal should be given a free telly and sent on holiday to Disneyland, you can't use Pritt Stick without fire-proof gloves and a hi-vis jacket, we must call Christmas Winterval so that Muslims aren't upset) and there's nothing we can do about it (Labour created the Yuman Rites Act, Ted Heath signed our rights away, the liberal intelligentsia are dominating all our institutions, red tape is beloved by our Jobsworth culture, we bend over backwards for immigrants even though they're the ones who are trying to bomb us).
So when confronted with the truth of the England shirt story, it doesn't quite work. Not yet. But it presses some hot buttons straight away, appealing to people's sense of national pride, patriotism and excitement about the forthcoming World Cup and England's chances in it - how dare they say we can't wear our shirts? So forget PC Plod sending round a memo - PC Plod becomes the PC Brigade. Cops aren't as good a villain as the faceless strawman; and what's even better is that no-one can deny it, because there isn't an official spokesperson for the 'Diversity Nazis'. Forget, also, it being about keeping rival club fans apart when gathered together to get drunk and be surrounded by lots of glass at an occasion on which huge disappointment and dramatic anger could be brought about (what on earth could possibly go wrong there?) - it must be because it might offend minorities. We have the villain going against natural justice and common sense, and there's nothing we can do about it - well because it's not true; but that can become, for the purposes of the anger-mongering tale, the idea that we can't do anything because it's just been decided, and there's no-one to complain to, and we should just get angry (how? at whom? I don't know, let's just get angry!) to stop it from becoming reality.
The 'England shirt ban' story works and has become so popular because it fits the narrative arc that people have learned from reading story after story about race, asylum and immigration through the years - stories which haven't always been challenged as effectively as they might have been, particularly by the politicians who were in the best position to do so. When did a politician challenge myths about asylum seekers stealing houses from locals? And why didn't they? So much easier to ignore those difficult questions about why there aren't enough social housing units to go around, why people can't get the jobs they want, why people are trapped in cycles of near-poverty, why people can't get jobs because the prevailing economic paradigms of the day say that full employment is a distant reality, why the banks failed even though they were backed to the hilt by all political parties.
That failure to challenge these assumptions led to people accepting the myths as fact; that meant that immigration became a bigger issue during the election campaign than it really ought to have been on merit; that has now led to many defeated Labour wound-lickers claiming that it was 'arriving late to the party' on (anti) immigration that meant they were fighting a losing battle with voters. Again, if you're in a tight spot, blame immigration. It's a stance that has left a lot of people on the left frustrated and despairing about why Labour are doing this, and understandably so.
New Labour are trying to create a myth themselves - one in which it wasn't their illiberal policies through the years, the wars, the authoritarianism, the desire to imprison people without trial for 90 days, then 42, then 28, the collusion in torture, which turned off voters. No, they weren't tough enough on immigrants, which meant they weren't trusted enough, and when they did finally do exactly what the screamsheets like the Mail and Express had demanded, and brought in attack-dog Phil Woolas to bark like Derek Beackon, it was too little too late. Gordon Brown got harangued by a not-bigot who asked "Where have all these Eastern Europeans come from?" and looked bad for calling a bigot a bigot.
But I don't think that's the case at all. I think New Labour's pandering to immigration mythology, and subsequent attempts to create a myth of their own, are damaging in two ways. Firstly, they're still not challenging the anti-immigration narratives. Is it really the case that people can't get council houses because of immigrants, for example, or are there other factors they'd prefer not to talk about - but should - including a chronic lack of supply at local and national level? Is it true that resources are stretched by immigration, or are they stretched for other reasons? What kind of dialogue does Labour really want with the grassroots - an honest one, or one in which they seek to stigmatise one over-stigmatised section of the community?
Did the immigration policy really matter that much? 'Bigotgate' might have given everyone a tremendous titter, but as one poll that the Sun decided not to publish showed, it may not have had as huge an effect as some people would like us to believe. Are people right to worry about immigration, and if they're not, what should Labour do? Go along with them anyway, because it's easier? Throw up their hands and admit that the tabloids will always push an anti-immigration agenda? Or challenge the lies and the myths? The thing is, Phil Woolas's policies and the points system were for nothing. Labour was already seen as a soft touch, whether it's true or not, and that's how it stayed.
As Mark Easton wrote this week, it's already the case that some sectors can't find the skilled workers they need because of the points system that New Labour brought in. That's before the Coalition's immigration cap comes in. Easy to say that 'indigenous' workers on the dole should fill the gap; not so easy to get people trained up into skilled roles, move home to do so, and find the money to pay for it. But that's what we're left with, because the shouting voices of prejudice have won the argument. Anti-immigration is the only show in town.
All the stories - both in the papers and from 'a friend of a friend' like the Facebook tale - have produced a patchwork narrative in which time after time we're told that immigrants are siphoning off benefits despite contributing very little, that 'we' taxpayers have got to fund it, and no-one can do anything about this except bend over backwards. It gets people angry, which is why, when they hear they're getting their national team's shirts banned, it must be something to do with immigrants, who are on benefits... and so on, and so on.
If Labour doesn't want to challenge these myths, fine. If it wants to think that it lost the election because it wasn't tough enough on immigration, fine. But they'll have a pretty stinging smack in the face coming when they have a re-brand with added Woolas-style dogwhistles but don't get anywhere. They had the chance to challenge the myths, but instead they're making myths of their own. And that's a massive mistake.
The England shirt ban and other myths
As our shops pile up with acres of red-and-white plastic tacky novelties, it's reassuring to know that, for the moment, not everyone has been fooled by rumours that England shirts are to be BANNED for this summer's World Cup.
This Facebook group explaining that it's just the kind of Winterval-style myth that the tabloids love to churn around is much more popular than the spinning-Dalek voices of outrage
who've picked up the story, run with it, and never bothered to check if it's real or not.
*update* As a commenter below points out, the delightfully named "It's funny how our flag offends you but our benefits don't!!!" Facebook group has 200,000 members, so unfortunately I was a little bit premature with the optimism.
These days you're never more than a couple of clicks away from debunkers quick to squash these kinds of stories, though it's worth pointing out that debunking a myth that people find believable and which fits to their prejudices can, surprisingly, make people believe the myth all the more. And while it's (partly) true that England shirts have been 'banned' in the past,
that's not quite the case this time around.
The interesting part of the story is how it's shaped to form a familiar kind of myth. You can see from that 2002 tale, and even from the 2010 vintage (*update* See also these posts from 5cc about similar stories doing the rounds in 2006) where police have offered advice about dress codes in pubs, that whatever motivation there is about stopping people in football colours from entering a pub, it's not to do with offending immigrants, or non-English people; and it's not been put in place by the PC Brigade - PC Plod in this case, and it's advice rather than a ban, but not the PC Brigade.
But see how quickly that changes into the popular mythology:
Spring Bank is, I'm led to believe, an area of Hull where there are quite a lot of immigrants. Even one commenter on that Facebook page who expresses scepticism about the plausibility of the 'ban' takes the opportunity to call the area 'SpringBankIstan'.
There are other voices on other angry Facebook pages too, if you go looking for it, and I did. Some demand that the only flags in England should be England flags; some say that turbans and headscarfs 'and all that shit' should be banned, if England shirts are going to be banned; others bemoan the idea that English people can't wear England shirts in their own country, while everyone else can wear what they like, and no-one can do anything about it.
It's interesting to see how quickly these things get distorted. Advice from cops to publicans to think about dress codes (and there are lots of town centre pubs up and down the country that don't allow football colours at any time, let alone during a World Cup) becomes the idea that you can't wear your own team's shirt in your own country, and that somehow the do-gooders must be involved, and that it's so that minorities won't be offended. Those are the usual building blocks of a BAN OUTRAGE story, so that's what people change it into. They know the narratives, they just don't know the facts.
However, we can all go looking for nutters on Facebook and end up thoroughly depressed. The group which makes it clear there's no ban at all currently has 80,000 members; the ones bemoaning it only have a few hundred each (*update again* - though unfortunately I hadn't seen the other one). Maybe the voices of sanity are winning out; maybe when someone says "They've gone and banned us from wearing the England shirt for fear of upsetting foreigners!" someone else will say "No, that's a crock of shit" - well, I can hope.
This is just the opening salvo, though. There will be other rumours, and myths, and little stories that come along. What's fascinating for me is how people who've probably read so many stories in the past about how the PC Brigade want to ban stuff for fear of upsetting minorities expect to see that in any ban story - how the facts get forced into a certain narrative.
And you don't even need a tabloid newspaper to be there at all for people to do it.
Halal, is it meat you’re looking for?
Just a quickie - and no, I couldn't resist the headline.
The Mail reports today about a man who was terribly traumatised upset about not having a chicken burger with bacon, due to wanting to have it at one of a handful of KFC restaurants which are part of a trial in which they're serving Halal food.
You might think: So fucking what? Is this man so much of a fucking baby he goes crying to the Daily Fucking Mail when he can't quite get the chicken-and-bacon fast food sandwich he fucking wants, the feeble little shite? Who gives a shit? I mean, who really gives a shit? KFC is a massive fucking multinational corporation and it's doing this not because of cultural sensitivity per se but because of the bottom line: there's a market for this product, and they think they might be able to exploit it, and make a profit out of it. This isn't political bleeding fucking bastard correcticuntiness gone fucked up in the fucking head; this is just a way of trying to compete in a marketplace in which there are plenty of Halal chicken shops already.
And you would, of course, be right. But no. The Mail has been waiting for this moment ever since its previous article on KFC's outrageous policy on Halal some time ago. And so:
Mr Phillips said he found the change 'extremely unfair' on non-Muslim customers.
'I can't believe a chain like this has taken this stance,' he said. 'Staff told me that due to the dietary laws halal meat could not be prepared in the same place as other meats, so I couldn't have my bacon.
It was like they were saying I couldn't buy bacon because it might offend people.'
Tool though he is, let's not be too harsh on Mr Phillips. I would bet a gold nugget to a non-Halal sausage roll that the final paragraph there came from the journo asking him: "So, would you say that it was like they were saying you couldn't buy bacon because it might offend people?" and him saying: "Er, I spose, yeah" or something like that.
Oh, boo hoo. You can't get your Big Fucking Daddy burger because of Muslims. Call yourself a Big Daddy? You're just a Little Baby. If it matters that fucking much to you, fuck off home, get a frying pan out, sizzle up some lovely bacon, then bring home your KFC and put your fucking bacon in it, seeing as that makes all the bloody difference in the world and transforms an ordinary chicken sandwich from KFC into the most splendid culinary treat in the whole of humanity.
But no. Here we go again. The Big Daddy has been 'banned' by KFC because of Muslims. Does anyone except the fundamentally feeble or wilfully stroppy really care? I might go out and buy a big fuck-off bucket of chicken tonight, just to redress the balance.
Taxi for the Mail
Let's assume I am in the PC Brigade. I wouldn't mind being a member, after all. I'd like to hope you get a nice uniform with shiny buttons which is tailored to meet all cultural sensitivities, and you get to drive a big A-Team style van, and burst out the back of it with M-16s whenever someone does something naughty, and chomp cigars, and fire at the ground so no-one dies but they all get a bit scared, or something. Imagine that! You'd all want to be in the PC Brigade then, wouldn't you?
Anyway, replace the phrase "PC Brigade" with "vast majority of people, who think that unnecessarily upsetting others is a bad thing", and yes, I'm in the PC Brigade. One thing that really intrigues me about those lodged against us in 'the Brigade' is their constant feigning of surprise whenever they do something provocative, as if there couldn't possibly be anything offensive or derogatory about what they're doing. Sometimes, though, the mask slips just a little bit, so you can see the horrors that lie beneath. And sometimes the journalists who take aim at we proud footsoldiers of political correctness (which is, no doubt, shortly to go mad) reveal a little bit about their agendas too.
The charade that these drivers, as well as the Mail, are playing is to imagine that there might not be anything offensive or derogatory about what they're doing, and to ask why on earth anyone might be upset by such an innocent and entirely reasonable thing. "Us?" they'll say, doing that 'looking over the shoulder for someone else and then pointing at themselves' bit, "but what have we done?" - and they buff their halos and get on with things.
The Mail reports the story with the usual outrage over the outrage of others - outrage being a commodity that only they're allowed to have, after all:
But the flags have been branded 'racist' by trade representatives, councillors and racism campaigners who have demanded they are removed.
Taxi drivers have hit back, claiming the stickers are simply a protest to force the council to make sure new drivers can speak good English.
At which point you, me, just about everyone in the world, says: "Oh come off it, for fuck's sake". But the Mail doesn't. And look what else it does:
The stickers were placed in the cars after drivers received complaints about the standard of spoken English among them.
There have also been complaints from passengers about drivers using sat navs and over-charging.
All reported as fact, and designed to lead you into a certain direction: that drivers who don't speak good English - i.e. the evil foreign ones - are also inherently dishonest. But there is no evidence to back it up. We've just got someone's word for it. Like the story about someone who says she wasn't allowed to buy a quiche without getting her ID out, it's just one person's word. Perhaps Mail journalists live in a world in which people always tell the truth, or don't make stuff up - stop giggling at the back - and they're just so naive they don't realise that these things go on. Or maybe they don't give a shit about what's fact and what's opinion.
Where else do we find evidence of the 'use of sat navs' or overcharging? Nowhere. Still, it's been said now, hasn't it? But that doesn't matter. The story has gone up like a big bat-signal to the anti-PC Brigade types who electronically green-crayon in their responses, including:
I hate these sort of stories Im annoyed I even read it,whos country is this anyway the PC brigade move somewhere else.
We have to do as we are told in other countries.
- beansontoast, woolacombe, 02/2/2010
Beansontoast has captured the classic outraged anti-PC frenzy of anger. He or she is angry, but not quite sure why. They're annoyed they even read it, but they aren't sure why they're annoyed. Who's country is it anyway? Yours and mine, Beansontoast, yours and mine, and seeing as I'm a fully paid-up member of the PC Brigade, we have to try and get along with each other, or things will get awfully tricky. I'm not sure whether they want the PC Brigade to move somewhere else - that's not clear - or whether they think these taxi drivers who aren't the sort of people to put flags in their windows saying "English speaker" should move somewhere else. And yes, we do have to do as we're told in other countries - and in this one. If you're told your poxy dog-whistle flag campaign is racist, then it might well be because it's racist.
BBC discrimination
The BBC discriminate, we're told today in two different stories - but what sort of discrimination is it? If you're Harriet Harman, it's ageist and sexist discrimination against older women; if you're Lynda La Plante, who's an older woman and who could use that very justification if she wanted, it's discrimination against anyone who isn't a young male Muslim.
They could conceivably both be right. Harman's assertion comes from anecdotal evidence - she says she spoke to an unnamed former BBC executive who told her there was prejudice against older female newsreaders. But we don't know how long ago that policy was in place - and as the article itself points out (as you'd imagine it would, given that the BBC are doing the usual sackcloth-and-ashes "Oh look it's a story about how shit we are, we've got to cover it, unlike every other media outlet ever, otherwise people will think we're somehow evil and they'll want to get rid of the licence fee" self-flagellation) some changes have been put in place recently because of previous criticism:
Following the row the corporation announced it would be recruiting more older women presenters.
Veteran newsreader Julia Somerville is due to return to the BBC as a TV news presenter after an absence of of nearly 23 years.
She will join Westminster correspondent Carole Walker, former ITN newsreader Fiona Armstrong and BBC World presenter Zeinab Badawi on the TV news service.
It's not clear in the article whether the 'row' in question is one involving Moira Stewart or Arlene Phillips. Phillips, of course, now has a primetime BBC show almost all to herself now, so you could say she hasn't done badly at the hands of the 'ageists' - although you could also argue that she might not have been first in the queue to host such a programme if there hadn't been such a furore in the first place over her departure from the other show.
The truth is, we don't know. All corporations have slightly opaque hiring and firing procedures, which doesn't necessarily mean they're hotbeds of discrimination. Harman, perhaps, has come to this story a bit late, with possibly outdated information from someone who no longer works fot the BBC, who may well have described to her a prevailing view some time ago. But there's no way of knowing. All you can say is that it's another "BBC ageism" story all over the other media outlets, who always take particular relish in attacking their state-funded rival.
Which brings me to the Mail and Lynda La Plante. It's not just the Mail who have carried the Lynda La Plante "Poor me, a Muslim would probably have more chance of getting a script accepted, wouldn't they, somehow?" story, but their treatment of it is very different from the Independent, for example, who did it this way:
"If my name were Usafi Iqbadal and I was 19, then they'd probably bring me in and talk," the scriptwriter, who has mainly worked for ITV, told The Daily Telegraph.
But Muslim writers hit back, accusing La Plante of "old-style racism" for reinforcing stereotypes. Max Malik, a novelist and playwright, called her comments "divisive, unhelpful and discouraging for young writers". Mr Malik, who won the Muslim Writers' Award two years ago, added: "She's trying to force me and my ilk into a corner. I don't call her a ginger-haired, middle-aged, female writer. That would be insulting."
Sarfraz Manzoor, journalist, broadcaster and author of the memoir Greetings from Bury Park, said Ms La Plante should "get that chip off her shoulder and return to the real world rather than playing the misunderstood victim in the fantasy world in which she is currently residing." He added: "I would love to meet the Muslim writers whose output is currently clogging up the television schedules: can she name any of these mythical individual,s or are her comments simply a headline- grabbing way to yet again bash the BBC and blame Muslims?"
That's one way of covering it, isn't it - getting both sides of the argument. Or you could just put La Plante's views in unchallenged and then carry on with a bit of BBC-bashing to fill up the space. That's what the Mail does, with a series of unconnected attacks on the BBC in the space of the same story:
PD James criticised the BBC over its 'extraordinarily large' salaries for managers.
the BBC has a target that 12.5 per cent of employees should be from ethnic minorities by December 2012.
In October, BBC Director General Mark Thompson admitted that programme-makers tackle Islam differently from Christianity.
comedian Ben Elton, who accused the BBC of being scared to make jokes about Islam
This week Thompson was also given an unexpected drubbing by P.D. James, the 89-year-old crime writer and former BBC governor.
The Conservative peer likened the BBC to a 'large unwieldy ship' and grilled him over the fact that 375 executives at the corporation earn more than £100,000 a year, and 37 of them more than the Prime Minister's salary of £198,000.
What a shame that the Mail didn't have the space to tell its readers where Thompson got given that 'unexpected drubbing' - was it in the privately-owned media? On a commercial channel? On TalkSport perhaps? No, of course not, it was Radio 4. (and hang on a minute, PD James appears to be an older woman - don't tell Harriet Harman!) Hands up who thinks we'll see James Murdoch get crucified on Sky News primetime... anybody... no...?
The Mail have simply re-hashed the Telegraph article, and can't be bothered to find a new angle, since that might require picking up a telephone and speaking to another human being, wasting valuable C&Ving time. Not that that matters to their readers - any mention of positive discrimination, even if it's anecdotal and totally unproven - why didn't La Plante simply submit a script under an assumed Muslim-sounding name to test out her theory? Or would it then mean she'd have nowhere to hide? - brings out the roars of disapproval against the evil Stalinist BBC:
All these anti-Beeb stories are good news for those commercial operations which would like to see them blown out of the water - and for those politicians who would like to dismantle the licence fee. If there are genuine concerns, beyond an anecdotal level, then these of course need to be investigated.
But what would the reaction be if a freelance made a big song and dance about not getting articles submitted to the Telegraph because they're not a hoary old Tory? Or to the Mail because they write accurate stories about immigration? Do you think we'd see their cause valiantly taken up by the rest of the media, with the publications in question happy to report on their own attacks? I think not. Which to me is one good argument for why we need the BBC.
Winterval cards
I was thinking after this morning's post that there's a missing market for Christmas cards - disgruntled Mail reader types who are annoyed with the lack of traditional imagery and imagine it's the fault of the ever-present evils of the PC Brigade.
The comments have arrived on the PC Dave story, and as you'll see, as predicted most of them didn't bother to read any of it before adding their 1p's worth:
So using a well-known greetings card company, I've come up with a couple of ideas - see what you think.
I'm sure others can do better than me. But it's a start.













