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April 2013

19: Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio…
07: Children died

March 2013

December 2012

24: I just sent Robin round – 2

September 2012

27: Being Boris
04: Autumn term

August 2012

24: Oh, hello.

June 2012

18: Writing problem
17: Worst thing ever

May 2012

April 2012

March 2012

February 2012

17: It doesn’t matter that much

January 2012

20: Workbrain
05: So Solid Wiki fun

December 2011

29: Quentin Letts killed by a woodchipper
21: I just sent Robin round
19: Kim Jong Ill
01: I give you special price

November 2011

07: Abusive
02: On the up

October 2011

28: Positively speaking
09: Stranger to the seasons

September 2011

07: Unlucky
05: 40mg

August 2011

25: Classy
09: I blame…

July 2011

28: Secret conspiracy over baby names revealed
27: Please buy my book
26: Every day is like Monday
10: Our democracy is over
04: Days off

June 2011

29: This is not a post about Johann Hari
21: Surprising!
17: Last day at work
16: Into the abyss
09: Also:
09: Elsewhere…
09: Jump!
09: Is that…?
08: RIP Zippy
06: The speed of light
05: There aren’t the words
05: The things I didn’t say

May 2011

April 2011

March 2011

27: PETE’S LOVE CHILDS
16: Midsomer Five-0
10: Mailgasm
10: Doing a book
08: International bleating day
05: The name thing
05: Copy and paste, where’s the problem?
03: It’s not the Virgin Mary
02: A question of trust
01: Optimism

February 2011

January 2011

28: Andy Murray’s ‘Grace Jones face’
27: Butwhataboutthemen?
26: There’s a long way to go
26: Gray & Keys: Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio…
25: Mail outrage and what to do about it
23: A quick spot the difference
22: Playing the ‘playing the racism card’ card
21: You must never look
21: A couple of things
19: I am, and I’m not
19: The dirty northerners and their trial by football
18: Tooled up TV
17: Liz Jones and a ghoulish trip around Bristol
17: Sympathy for Express writers
17: Blue Monday and all of that
16: Deliberately idiotic, perhaps
10: Microblogging 10/1/11
07: Joanna Yeates murder coverage update: Facebook and psychics
06: Scepticism, woo, magic, weirdness and tinfoil hats
04: A story of two disappearances
02: Chris Jefferies and trial by media

December 2010

27: Christmas time travel: Back to the 70s with Matt and David
24: Merry Christmas
23: The racism tightrope
23: Man in political party disagrees with man in other political party
23: Killing in the name of religion
22: Christmas fat fear
22: Two-minute hate
22: Declaring war
22: First they came for the pornographers…
21: A disturbing whiff of something unpleasant
20: It gets better
18: Littlejohn again: Jokes about suicide
17: Why myths don’t die
17: Lefty-baiting: an idiot’s guide
17: The ‘Littlejohn is a dick’ blogpost
17: Apocalypse Snow Bullshit Bingo!
16: The top 10 Christmas lists
16: The price of policing
15: Xmas recipe time: “Hidden £398″ pudding
15: Remembering Iain Dale’s finest moments
15: Balance and equivalence
14: A new low for Littlejohn?
14: Terry Jones and the EDL
13: Is the PCC doomed?
13: What they say and what they mean
12: Jeremy Hunt and BBC bias
11: Charles and Alfie
10: Taking sides in a riot
09: The contempt for democracy
08: Coalition dilemmas
07: Trying to make sense of Julian Assange and Wikileaks
06: Aunt Sallys
06: Monday earworm battle
05: Posh person in Poundland vol 2,307
03: England World Cup bid stitchup / shambles
02: Snow chaos death freeze panic porn

November 2010

29: Would a little ‘War on Christmas’ be a terrible thing?
28: The ‘squeezed middle’ and class conflict
27: I wrote a book in a month!
27: Merry Christmas Eric Pickles, you dimwit
26: Schadenfriday: PCC big cheese forced to apologise
26: 99% of polls are rubbish
25: Breeding hell
24: How dare people care about others
24: Apocalypse snow
23: ‘Man skills’ bollocks
22: This cheered me up
22: Daily Star racism – not an accident
21: Oh, that’s sweet of you
20: Feeling a bit sorry for Gillian McKeith
19: It’s the great Children in Need pledge for Littlejohn to admit he’s a racist cunt!
18: Race and racism: A white Briton writes
17: Hurrah for the royals!
17: Once seen, cannot be unseen
17: Video joy
16: Hastily cobbled together royal wedding bollocks
14: It seems my work here is done
13: PC gone mad gone mad
12: Dog’s dicks are important*
12: I am not an ordinary person
12: Let’s burn things*
11: The truth about Millbank
11: I don’t wear a poppy
10: No!
10: Woolas: The fightback
09: Torture is bad
08: I’ve finally worked out why I don’t like the X-Factor
07: Three drains bad, two drains good
05: A tribute to Phil Woolas
04: The ‘us and them’ tactic
04: Is the tide turning?
02: Butternut squash risotto
01: Staying classy with Wayne and Coleen

October 2010

31: This is a blogpost about Stephen Fry
30: England football shirt ban update
29: Links 29/10/10
29: Wikileaks – a whole different story
28: Beware the evil Milistalin!
28: The Mohammeds are taking over! Or are they?
27: Time travel, Charlie Chaplin and the EDL
26: That’s the end of that, then.
26: EDL threatens to ‘close towns’ which aren’t Christian enough. How very Christian
26: EoR
25: Bloggocks
24: I’m going to write a book. In a month
23: A victory for greed
22: Nadine Dorries and blogging
21: Why I don’t want Thatcher to die
21: The gifts that Santa forgot
20: Austerity cuts new age of misery meltdown drinking game special
19: Humankind’s greatest achievement
19: Marr’s attacks
01: See you in a bit

September 2010

30: Computer game dog attack confusion
30: Pictures of David Miliband looking stupid with ice cream
29: Pictures of David Miliband looking stupid
29: 15 albums I’ve played to death
29: Europe’s ‘Mumbai terror attack’
28: All-purpose Ed Miliband hatchet job
28: Here’s to you, Mr Robinson
27: Snot
27: Banned!
27: Housekeeping 2 – What a charmer
27: Housekeeping 1: What the actual fuck?
26: The Mail, Laura Robson and Cher Lloyd
24: Is ‘Daily Mail Reporter’ looking for a new job?
23: Spivs!
23: What happened to the ‘Terrorist Brit’?
22: Have football fans had enough of dumb ‘experts’?
21: Want to see something really scary?
21: THAT CANNOT BE A COW
20: More on the War on Christmas
20: Farewell Prozac, one year on
19: The Pope must die! Oh, wait a minute…
18: Who’s leading the War on Christmas?
18: Papal bullshit and Winterval bingo
17: AA Gill, Clare Balding and the PCC feather duster
17: Katy Perry’s cream tits v Lady Gaga’s meat surprise*
17: The last good day of the year
16: Wall-to-wall Popery
15: Phil Woolas and a dog-whistle too far?
14: Priorities, priorities…
13: The Mail v Chris Moyles
13: The clearly correct definitive list of animals beginning with O
13: Colt 45 for breakfast
10: Something cheerful for the weekend
10: Rooney, middle-class prostitutes and the blame game
09: They must’ve done it…
08: Tarts and hookers
08: A pal said…
06: Rooneygate and more news about dicks
04: August’s top posts
03: Just a few bad apples
01: Towards a sensible biscuit hierarchy
01: Lolgays and what goes on behind closed doors

August 2010

July 2010

30: AA Gill: a great advert against a Times subscription
30: Paul Dacre complains about ‘myths’
30: Awards and votes and shit
29: Body aspiration oddness
28: Ah, but… oh, er…
27: Why it’s worth getting worked up
26: Back to work
25: Alex Higgins
18: Off for a bit
14: Daily Express & Daily Star racism: It’s not going to stop
13: Open letter to Express advertisers
13: Express and ‘ethnics’: Now the veil has gone
12: World Cup 2010: 10 winners
12: World Cup 2010: 10 losers
11: Raoul Moat and the race to the bottom
09: Weatherfearporn!
09: I’m sorry, but I’m not sorry
08: Express scum update: Star scum
08: It’s worth bothering to get angry at Express scum
07: Richard Littlejohn isn’t a cunt
07: Grief porn and the Mail
05: Deutschland vor!
04: We’re absolutely fucking clueless, admit football pundits
02: What can we learn from *that* Steve Gerrard rumour?
01: The Mail and “Facebook is Satan dot com”

June 2010

May 2010

31: What’s the Telegraph’s agenda?
30: Starting to flag a bit
28: Did it kill them?
28: See what you want to see
28: Littlejohn: cunt
27: Andy Burnham website delight
26: Plagiarism shock!
26: The myth keeps coming true
25: I’m England…
24: Getting shirty
24: A fan writes…
21: Immigration mythology and Labour’s dilemma
20: The England shirt ban and other myths
19: Sympathy for Liz Jones
18: Who wrecked the bid? Not us!
17: Headline quiz
17: I’ve got a fucking cold
17: Same old lefties
13: A truly unpleasant experience
12: Double act
12: You’re in power now
11: Early thoughts on a Tory Government
09: Rejoice at the complexity!
07: More reasons to be cheerful
07: Reasons to be cheerful
07: Random election morning emissions
06: Come on Tim!
06: The final push
05: Nervous
05: Regrets, I’ve had a few
05: 2 days left: Too subtle up till now
04: The search for a banana skin
03: This is the news
03: Don’t worry, it’s only whitey
01: Back home

April 2010

March 2010

31: The proof at last!
30: Numbers are confusing
30: Winklepedia
29: PCC discovers ominous milk tooth
29: The news identikit
29: Di another day
28: Filth!
27: Daily Mail song
27: The truth? They couldn’t give a flying one
27: You have been reading… 27/3/10
26: Am I doomed?
26: The mephedrone panic continues
25: Halal, is it meat you’re looking for?
25: Chinny reckon
25: Budget narratives
24: Hateful shite
24: Telegraph ‘linked with rise in fuckwittery’
23: Simply the best at misleading you
23: Sometimes the veil is so thin you can’t see it
22: Woman in ‘is pregnant’ shocker
22: The Greek situation
22: The little stuff matters
21: I don’t like other people earning good money, says man off on luxury holiday
19: Bollocks, Bullshitting Cunts
19: Blooming cheek 2
19: Looks like…
19: Mail Day, part 13: The end
19: Mail Day, part 12: Women!
19: Mail Day, part 11: Foreigns
19: Mail Day, part 10: And…?
19: Mail Day, part 9: Here’s the bit I liked most
19: Mail Day, part 8: Can’t be fucked to Google it
18: Mail Day, part 7: Letters
18: Mail Day, part 6: Cartoons
18: Mail Day, part 5: Blooming cheek
18: Mail Day, part 4: Baffling
18: Mail Day, part 3: Columnists
18: Mail Day, part 2: Ad nauseum
18: Mail Day, part 1: Bin there, done that
18: Here goes
17: Day 15: Ready to go over the top
17: Here kitty kitty
16: Day 14: My supermarket shame
16: Tales of the very much expected
16: The Poles are back
15: The early bath
15: Whatever happened to broken Britain?
15: A narrow squeak
15: She’s back again!
12: Day 11: Cabin fever sets in
12: Friday links 12/3/10
12: Are you a terrorist?
11: Day 10: Brain sorbet
11: There is another explanation
10: Mail-free life: Day 8
10: A degree of daftness
09: The ‘Facebook perv’ and being scared of technology
09: 7 days without the Mail
08: I can’t look
08: Diving into the wanktank
05: Oh fucking grow up
04: Back together? Well no, but…
04: There will be a special circle of Hell for people who sell you tickets
04: The right to know
03: Cage this beast!
03: Who’s telling Parkies?
03: My BBC plea
02: 6Musing
02: A new approach in celebrity death stories?
01: Vomments
01: Don’t get done, get non-dom
01: Either/or choices

February 2010

28: Application
28: Simply The Best
28: ‘Gordon looked at me funny,’ says man
27: Tangerine dream
26: Oh Jesus
26: Miscellany for 26/2/10
26: Is this you????
25: Charles & Eddie & me
25: I agree with Melanie Phillips
24: Bogus bogeyman bingo
24: Own Cole
23: Breaking news
23: Is being anti-immigration racist?
23: Express honesty
22: Bully off
21: News about dicks
21: Is this weird or not?
19: Funny kind of VIP club
19: Liddleballs
19: How am I?
18: PCC & Jan Moir: business as usual?
17: Let’s give up BBC bashing for Lent
17: If you don’t think torture’s a good idea, you might as well be in the bloody Taliban
16: Cheese or chocolate?
16: The Liddle Defence fails for David Wright MP
16: Coming over here, stealing our racism – again
15: Victory!
15: We’re very sorry
15: Dirty thieving bastards
14: I’m no prude…
14: Bus paint man fury
14: What, really?
13: Oops!
11: You’re in our country…
11: Links 11/2/10
11: Police force costs more than just letting people commit crimes
10: Kneejerkery
10: My Tunnock’s joy
10: Broadmoor oopsy
09: Genius or dreadful?
09: Salt of the earth
08: New Enemies
08: They don’t care
07: Liz Jones fucks it up
07: A bit icky
06: Terry’s not All Gold
05: Listen up. Things are going to change
05: Let he who is without… and all that
05: Orly?
05: It’s compassion Friday!
04: ZaNuLab jumps the shark
04: Ban this sick filth!
04: MigrationWatch job application
04: Hooray for freedom!
04: Now the claws really come out
03: In for a penny, in for a pound
03: Express Have Your Say: My brain hurts
02: Everybody Geerts
02: Taxi for the Mail
02: The freedom to be a bigot
01: The greatest lie ever told?
01: Terry and the tabs

January 2010

29: You’ll see glimpses in the deluge
28: MMR Mail comment gold
28: Anorexia and the Mail vol 8,432
28: It’s a mental picture all right
27: By far the greatest team
27: Yes. Yes they do.
27: Fucking Bigtrak
26: Mail & ME update
26: Mail feminism
26: The cheeky unfollow/re-follow
26: A question of harassment
25: I write the songs
25: Why it’s important to get it right
25: Cameron: Naughty swan, bad swan
22: Bleak beauty
22: The ‘moral recession’
21: Machetes
21: Links 21/1/10
21: Haiti charity idea
19: Oh I wish that we could stop this D-I-V
19: Blogdoodles
18: Ennui and Abba
18: The Two Davids
18: The Liddle Defence
17: The tide is coming in
17: Comment policy: updated updated
17: Dispatches from Bongobongoland
16: Terrorists and radicalisation
15: Thanks
15: What do you think?
15: Links 15/1/10
14: Collector’s item – Mail apology
14: Mail once again shocked by passing of time
13: Is my enemy’s enemy always my friend?
12: Cameron, Myleene and tabloid tales
12: Let these nutters have their say
11: Gritting & ice clearing update
11: More weather/climate confusion
11: Only another 59,971 to go
11: The Indy’s in a Liddle bit of trouble
10: "Is ME real?" asks Mail
10: Ice clearing: What’s the truth?
10: Panic! No, don’t panic. Wait, panic!
10: Who cares what words actually mean?
08: There’s a television programme on!
08: Comment poison and advertising
08: The Guardian hurts my brain
07: It actually says that
06: Snow panic
06: Links 6/1/10
05: ‘Non-standard issue’ and Gurkhas
05: Comments and that
05: The Wootton Bassett protest
04: A lesson in deception
03: BBC discrimination
02: My top 10 of 09
02: Simon Heffer and cheap shots
02: I may have been a bit unfair to Rod Liddle

December 2009

31: Happy New Year
31: It’s Have Your Say UK!
30: Twitter & blogging: a love story
30: Is arson a crime?
29: The prolls creak into life
29: Er… but… surely… and… but… eh?
28: Compassion? You’ll be lucky
27: Michael Howard is right
27: Cough syrup confusion
24: Ho ho holy shit, look at this!
23: Sun: shite
18: Year of the Twitterstorm
17: Gay left-wing immigrant praised by Mail readers
17: Hooray for vigilante justice!
16: HYS backlash: it’s been coming
16: BBC Have Your Say: Genocide, why not?
16: Barry George: An apology
16: Mail rapped over misleading front page
15: 100 reasons why the Express isn’t the world’s greatest newspaper
15: Rape and drunkenness
15: Batshit insanity at the Express
14: (Almost) positive immigration story
13: A bit flaky
13: Tiger and Trafigura
12: A negative immigration story
12: Positive immigration stories
12: Even without proof
11: A climate of grumpiness
11: First!
11: Susan Boyle and bullies
10: The politics of pinkness
10: Libel & the PCC
10: Prolls
09: Passive aggressive
09: ‘Being lonely gives you cancer eek innit’
08: Quote of the Day
08: More Tiger nastiness
08: Just say he’s wrong. Go on, say it
07: Love conquers all
07: Any suggestions?
07: Foxy and the birdies
07: A Liddle bit of racism
04: Winterval card Dec 4
04: A whiff of something unpleasant
04: Welcome to the 1970s!
04: Opportunity Knox
03: Winterval card, Dec 4
03: Express: A soft target?
03: Tiger Woods: Who gives a shit?
02: Winterval cards, Dec 2
02: My parcel hell
01: Cameron panders to bollocks tabloid mythology
01: Bloody eggs, coming over here, stealing our food scares

November 2009

30: Spot the difference time
30: Food, glorious food
30: Today’s Winterval card
30: BBC Have Your Sieg Heil
29: Winterval card Nov 29
29: Good things Jan Moir has written
28: SuBollocks
28: How to be a football pundit
28: Is blogging journalism?
28: Winterval card, Nov 28
27: I know I’m supposed to be angry, but I’m not sure why
27: It’s not about the truth
27: Winterval card, Nov 27
26: Listeria
26: Today’s outraged Xmas card
25: Winterval cards
25: Disturbing sentence of the week
25: Winterval watch: David Cameron is PC gone mad
24: We want more immigrants, says Mail
23: Suri Cruise’s shoes
23: Quick! Someone tell Littlejohn!
22: Pointlessless beyond belief
21: Idiot says stupid thing. "He’s right!" roar Mail readers
20: Let’s say Rupert Murdoch is completely benign
19: Today’s panic porn

October 2009

29: Hiatus and thank you
29: Same again, please
29: Naked women are bad. Unless they’re on our site
27: So how popular are the BNP?
26: The smelly foreigners are coming!
26: Winterval watch: Here we go!
25: Does the benefit system favour migrants?
23: Hmm… remember this?
23: Now let these idiots fade away
22: What to watch instead of Question Time
21: The annual 70m scare story
21: Lying about immigration? Surely not
20: Nick Griffin’s weaselly voice
20: The real victims
19: The cargo-cult PCC
19: BNP handwashing
18: They don’t get it
18: The war on vaccines continues
16: Real-life trolls
16: Why there is nothing ‘natural’ about the life of Jan Moir
16: Express crusade continues
15: Your tax pounds at work
15: Homophobic crime and the Mail
15: Why I’m not worried about Griffin
14: The Jacko/Aco seance debacle
14: Cereal abuse
14: Now it’s the flu jab
12: Express says sorry through gritted teeth
11: Express atrocity update
11: The Mail don’t like the BNP, oh no
09: The Express reaches out to international readers
09: Daft or racist? Or daft racist?
08: Who should I believe?
07: Sticking the boot in, hours after death
06: The price of fear
05: The arms race intensifies
05: Strictly idiotic
04: An arms race of irresponsibility
02: Strictly creepy stalking
01: They just won’t let go of the scaremongering

September 2009

30: Don’t let the facts get in the way of the scare story
28: Gordon’s a loony! rofl
27: Embarrassing relatives
25: Friday links 25/9/09
24: Don’t let the corpse get cold Vol 2
23: Today’s Countdown Conundrum
23: The anti-immigration pissing competition
22: Next stop: Racism central
21: Why it matters
18: Katie Price and the value of celebrity
18: Sheer hypocrisy! Oh, hang on a minute…
16: Let’s not be so po-faced
15: The Anton Vowl blog list & awards
14: I have a feeling there won’t be too many clickthroughs
14: What do Mail readers think about the EDL?
13: So what do we call these scum?
10: What’s in a name?
10: The other blog
10: Agendas, idleness and collateral damage: A scout leader writes
08: The stories they want you to read
06: Wrestling, football and immigration
04: She’s back at last
02: Rape victims and the papers

August 2009

30: Mail comment gold
30: Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our racism
29: My plan to save the newspaper industry
28: Telegraph can’t be bothered with dog-whistles; goes for straight racism
26: It’s Dennis the Politically Correct Menace!
25: Slipped through the net
25: The clampdown on life
25: Our new masters
24: Why getting it wrong is a bad thing
21: What’s the excuse for this shoddiness?
21: A test for the PCC
21: Friday links 21/8/09
19: It’s because they work with sick people
18: Let’s all have a party when Glenn Beck gets sacked
18: Mumsnet and the Mail
17: The good, the bad and the ugly of the Mail
16: Express silliness
14: Most hateful front page of the day competition
13: Absolute filth in pop
11: Rod Liddlejohn and real racism
09: Modern journalism: Let’s not bother to fucking check
07: Rod Liddle: Would you?
05: Who are these critics?
05: Eerily similar
05: Banned for inaccuracy… eh?
04: Spare me the madness
03: Ban this photo tinkering filth!

July 2009

31: Friday fun 31/7/09
30: The Mail and Screaming Afterbirth
29: Let’s chortle at the poor – with the same article twice
29: If it’s too hard, I can’t understand it
28: The Mail and internet wanking
28: Mail and the BBC, sitting in a tree…
27: Success!
27: Oopsy oopsy oopsy
24: The worst film I’ve never seen
24: Friday links 24/7/09
24: Illegal immigrants = enemies
23: Red faces all round
23: PANIC! (Don’t panic) Part 2
23: PANIC! (Don’t panic)
17: Swine flu and panic
16: Hmm. What do you reckon?
16: Far-right terrorism and the papers
15: More big stories
14: We bring you the big stories
14: Telegraph oopsy
11: J-Cloth fuzziness
10: Friday links 10/7/9
09: The fatty/skinny world of Mischa Barton and Natalie Cassidy
08: Ewwwwww
08: When vanity isn’t enough
07: All hail to the Mail!
07: What’s the point of the PCC? Part 2
03: Mail & Telegraph: More conservative than the Conservatives
02: What’s the point of the PCC?
02: When health and safety and PC go mad at the same time
01: Links for July 1
01: Do we need to know he’s Jewish?

June 2009

30: When Richard Desmond dies…
23: Can you spot what’s missing?
22: Lower than a snake’s belly
22: Transparency and the TPA
21: The MSM: Sulking bastards
19: Mail pwn3d on ridiculously skewed gypsy poll
19: It’s wheelie bin a shit campaign
18: You mustn’t take Melanie Phillips’s word for it
17: Here comes the hatred
17: Midwives and immigrants
17: Who fancies a quiz?
16: More pesky ethnics daring to be upset by things
16: Where did I put that cloak of anonymity?
16: Remember all that sympathy for the Gurkhas?
15: The enemy within
14: Maddie: The patsy
12: A classic of its kind
12: The Mail: Making everyone unhappy
12: Is the BNP racist?
11: You wanted them. You’ve got them.
11: What makes a story a story?
10: Taking things literally
10: A feast of lovely links
09: This apple is a hovercraft
08: The disconnect
08: So, what do you make of it?
06: Unbiased reporting and the Mail
05: If the worst comes to the worst…
05: The right kind of immigrant
03: Some links 6/3/9
03: That’ll be a fun week
01: Britain’s Got Talons

May 2009

31: One last push, friends…
30: Invasion of the caterpillars
29: Alastair Campbell gives mental health issues a bad name
29: Friday links 29/5/09 – get it right
27: Are you in this picture?
27: Maddieballs roundup
27: I’d like you to go here
26: Mail fail roundup: Dale fail and sexism fail
25: So who are the extremists?
21: ‘No border controls’ – Iain Dale’s reality
21: This is what happens when you treat the BNP with kid gloves
20: Hope and fear among Mail readers
19: Links 19/5/09
19: The Human Rights Act is here to save the day!
18: It’s not a protest, numbnuts
17: The Mail and gay adoption: what can be done?
16: What to do with your BNP leaflet…?
16: BNP leaflets update
16: "A bloody conclusion"
16: No sense of humour
15: BNP uses foreigners in election leaflets
14: It’s Eurovision!
14: Mail: People who complain about homophobia are Nazis
13: Links 13/5/09
12: The BNP are twats
12: Links 12/5/09
11: Fun quotes of the day
11: The Ledley King story
10: Mail & MMR: who’s doing the brainwashing?
10: Links for Sunday
08: Journalism to be proud of, or just wasting money on shit?
07: Bulletproof turbans and the Mail
07: Let me answer that one for you
07: The Mail doesn’t need to tell its readers what to think
06: Pass the Duchy on the bullshit side
06: Why this absolute cunt should be allowed into the country
06: Links for Wednesday
05: Mail: No Principles 2
05: The Sun and domestic violence
04: Not just a killer doctor…
04: The Mail: No principles
03: Links for Sunday
01: Yes, it’s in the science section
01: Do you really want to hurt me?

April 2009

29: Beauty beyond belief
29: Your fun links for the day
29: Cough in my face Pedro
28: Eek! Gay people! Ooh!
26: Aaaargh! We’re all gonna die! Noooooooooooo!
24: Friday links list 24/4/09
23: The patriotism of St George’s Day
23: Links and that
22: Yes. Good.
22: Budget Day drinking game
21: Finally, Littlejohn’s crown has been taken
21: The more it changes…
20: Yay! It worked!
20: Bleurgh
02: A few links, and then I’ll be off
01: Something’s still bothering me, sir…
01: When churnalism meets laziness

March 2009

31: Duped! Or, putting the brakes on in time
31: The Sun and porn ‘shame’
31: Littlejohn: Obsessed with Nazis and fascists, demeaning to women, a man with gay issues
30: Discredited, disappointing, disgraceful, dishonest
30: St George’s Day approaches
29: Marvellous things
29: Oh noes! Hot tea gives you cancer! Eeek!
27: Links 27/3/9: Put that bloody light out
26: Elsewhere
26: Look over here…
25: The PC Brigade: A very big tent
25: What you didn’t see in the Mail
24: Light the blue touchpaper…
24: Fox News: So sympathetic to women that we’ll stalk one to prove it.
24: I like this. Do you like this?
23: No wonder you’ve been struggling to pay the bills
23: MSM: stuck in the dark ages
22: Beyond parody
22: Why did the Express say sorry?
22: Dunblane apology from Sunday Express
22: (not very) Quick links
21: The Mail and Gemma Arterton. And pants.
20: He looks a bit fed up for some reason, doesn’t he?
20: Mail takes the moral high ground over Jade Goody
20: Friday links 20/3/9
19: Why this isn’t about a ‘bad apple’
19: My eyes!!!
19: Time to get angry
19: For heaven’s sake Jenvey, just give up
18: Time to end the ‘Taliban’ nonsense
17: The Mail: Likes migrants, doesn’t like them being barred entry
17: Say what?
16: The Mail, rape and the BBC
16: Lots of people crying – hooray!
16: Paula Murray: a taste of your own medicine
16: Immigration: You’re right to worry
15: Good news and bad news
14: Keep em peeled
13: What do the Mail and its readers think of racism?
13: It makes you proud
12: Links and business
12: I’m right-wing
11: *waves*
10: A new low – update update
10: Quote of the century
10: A new low – update
10: Mail agrees with foreign feminists
09: A new low for the Express
07: Let’s keep shtum
06: Jan Moir: I’m really a bit of a numpty
06: Cricinfo goes Bristolian
06: Links 6/3/9
06: Worth remembering
05: Pros and cons
05: This must happen
05: New Mailwatch is go, go go!
04: Grumpy Old Musicians
04: Let’s all have a disco
03: Idiot complains about being idiotic; blames someone else
03: I predict a riot…
03: Also worth a read…
03: Oh dear
02: How to spot bollocks journalism
02: Crisps complaint
02: Quick links elsewhere

February 2009

28: Yes, it does say that
28: Hero soldier slags off Gordon Brown
27: Friday links 27/2/09: Watch this if you can
27: Low-cost travel to Dublin, Ireland, Europe
27: Cheap flights to Ireland and Europe
27: It stinks all right
26: Rihanna ‘likes a bit of rough’
26: …as a pancake
26: I hope to see this story…
26: Lovely morning
25: …and this is why Geert Wilders should have been allowed in
25: Max Hastings: Really an unpleasant cunt
25: Morning all
24: Jenvey: The fallout continues…
24: Ouch
24: WARNING: The Daily Mail makes you autistic
24: Go here first
23: Great new Mail game for the Wii
23: Mel Phillips: Not right-wing enough for Mail readers
23: Good fat and bad fat
23: …what he’s missing
23: Run it up the flagpole…
20: Friday links 20/2/09 – and have a lovely weekend
20: Express: comically racist
19: Other places to explore and enjoy
19: WARNING: The Daily Mail gives you cancer
19: Jacqui and Duffy
18: How dare they give a shit about people with disabilities!
18: Idiots and fools
18: The Brains Trust in action
18: Links and oopsies
17: Oh that’s textbook Mail
17: Try, try again
17: What’s all the blackout stuff about…?
17: A few links and stuff
16: Jade the obscure
16: Jane Horrocks: The voice of the Mysterons
16: Hitchens: Laughably awful
15: Who could have made such a comment…?
15: ‘Husband’ and ‘wife’
15: The Mail gets goatsed
13: Mel fooled by her own newspaper…?
13: One extra link
13: Links for 13/2/09
13: Rise and fall
12: Daily Mail apologises to women… really?!
12: So sick we’ve got to repeat it in full for you
12: The Mail and Mischa
12: This can’t be right
11: Other places and things and people to enjoy
11: I’d kind of hoped…
10: …and now a nice letter to Mr Van Den Bos
10: Jacqui Smith: Experts are there for me to ignore if they don’t say what I want
10: What a great story!
10: Agony Auntie: A fair reason to bash the BBC
10: Email this woman and be nice to her.
10: Extremism: report it!
09: Noel: The meltdown…?
09: The "but they were National Socialists" bollocks
08: It’s a bit of an open goal sometimes
08: Hitch: I’m pretty sure that too many kids won’t die if I’m wrong
08: Miscellany
06: Handy copy-and-paste guide to writing BBC scandal for the screamsheets
06: Thatcher: just a one-off remark?
06: I’m no fan of Clarkson, but…
06: Linkydinkydoos 6/2/09
05: That Mail hypocrisy in full
05: ITV football: What a crock
04: *sigh* It’s health, sorry, ‘elf, and safety – plus a bonus Sky oopsy
04: Is protectionism the big danger?
04: Sri Lanka and Gaza
04: Should have run the bastard over
03: ‘British Wildcats’ and the BNP
03: Following it through
03: I blame the parents myself
03: Ta-daa!
03: Gaunty: Rent-a-shit
02: BBC oopsy
02: Booooooooooooring
02: Every loser wins: In praise of Todd Carty
02: Enjoy…
02: BNP: lefties?
02: Cold? In winter, you say…?
01: What manner of…?
01: Whoever you are, I owe you a pint
01: …and this, ladies and gentlemen…

January 2009

December 2008

30: Heroes of 2008: Relentless
27: Why age ratings for websites would be a truly fucking terrible idea
27: The Daily Mail: Cunts
24: And a jolly Winterval to you all
24: Heroes of 2008: Bobby P
24: Our boys at Xmas
23: Heroes of 2008: Yuvraj the pie-chucker
23: Slow progress
22: Hypnotic, disturbing, addictive
22: Labour is the party of class war
20: Mail: People who retouch photos are bastards
20: Some links to enjoy
19: Express oopsie vol 12,845,203
18: Indians!
17: Stuck for that last-minute Winterval gift…?
17: You get your fix, I’ll get mine
17: I can’t wait for the reply to this:
17: Yet another Express oopsie
17: Best blog post headline ever
16: The big red ALL makes a comeback!
15: The stuff that really matters
14: What can Frank Spencer teach us about the Iraq conflict?
12: Oh for heaven’s sake
12: They did it! The fuckers played it again!
11: Utter cunt of the day
11: I have the sudden urge
09: Triple turd score
09: Good news and bad news
09: I rather liked
09: Sued, glorious sued…
09: What does the Mail want…?
09: Oh that’s world class
08: Beeb latest
08: ‘Thoughtless’ – or not, maybe
08: Sachs rung up by bastard
05: Oh noes! Teh evilz of teh euro!
05: The perils of Google ads
04: The Mail: Fierce defender of East Europeans’ sensitivities
04: The real BBC radio scandal
04: Now it’s Moyles
03: Eeek! Outrage! Evil! Naughty BBC!
03: Mel Phillips opens up a big can of whoopass
02: Well yes, when you look at it that way…
02: A simple enough task, surely
02: The dreadful sound of a gay man’s winkle

November 2008

28: Right, I’ll be back in a bit
28: Annoyingly…
28: Littlejohnwatch: a reasonable start
28: Any excuse, eh
28: How to get your terrorist attack noticed
28: Go! Go! Go!
27: Eh?
26: Thickness beyond belief (or: Let me answer that one for you)
25: Suicide methods and the Mail
25: I wonder…
25: Let’s not Gilligang up on him
25: Monbiot: Forget the sodding polar bears
24: Littlecunt: Racism
23: A slight amendment
22: Convicted of nothing, murdered by an illegal airstrike – smeared by the British press
21: Friday links 21/11/08: Lolgriffin & happy birthday to me
21: Incoming!
21: Gilligan: Maybe the best thing to do would be to shut up
21: Desperate to be the victims
19: The Joy of Socks (or: ‘Lost on Gilligan’s Island’)
19: Someone’s got to pay for all that red ink…
19: Is this really happening…?
19: BNP scum: Boo hoo we’re being harassed
18: When talking about immigration…
18: Latest from the Brains Trust
17: I’m back

October 2008

September 2008

30: Excruciating
30: Remember this?
30: The newspaper that cried wolf
30: Most scary woman in the world
29: I stand corrected
29: Inside the mind of the Express
29: Oh I like this
29: We’re all gonna die!!!
28: A bewildering contract
26: Friday Links List, September 26
26: It’s tempting…
26: There’s a time and a place…
25: Nightmare scenario
25: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
24: I really shouldn’t
23: The public sector and ‘gold-plated’ pensions
23: Let’s all laugh at the shiteness of the Express front page
23: Increasingly invaluable
22: Convinced…?
22: Priceless
22: You’re joking, right?
22: Feasting on tragedy and grief
21: Bailing out – who deserves it and who doesn’t
21: Anyone believe this?
19: The Trishaisation of politics
19: Friday links, Sept 19
19: Yes. This.
18: Noel oopsie
18: Let’s rig it for Ted Heath
18: Fill your boots
18: The four most tragic words in world sport
18: Thank goodness for that!
18: Psssst!
17: Harsh treatment, surely?
17: *Vomits*
17: Murder porn
17: A new scourge
16: Mike Rudin goes baiting the whoop-whoops
16: HYS debate in ‘not full of nutcases’ shocker
16: Smugness ahoy
16: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
15: Those ‘Christmas is banned’ stories start earlier every year
15: Ah, if only…
15: Holy living shit, Robert Robinson’s still alive
15: No no no no Noel, no
14: Here’s a thing
12: Yes! It’s the Littlejohn drinking game
12: Friday links list
11: Express’s front page is rather a crock of shit
11: We’re not into censoring comments, except for when we get made to look like twats, and then it’s quite vital
11: It wasn’t a joke
11: Get out as early as you can
09: Seriously though. Have you ever seen a worse newspaper front page?
09: The jury smears continue
09: "Astonishment" at jury doing duty and reaching complex verdict after weeks of evidence and days of deliberation
08: How the Mail does it
08: ‘Independent journalist’
08: Abuse v libel
08: A good kick up the arse.
07: Alert!
07: Let’s beat the bullies
06: What’s wrong with the BBC?
05: Oh, thank fuck for that.
05: So, the choice.
05: Rain!
05: Pffffffffft
04: Think-tanks and Islam
04: A tiny bit of perspective
04: See if you can spot the agenda
04: Thursday morning Waits
04: We answer the big questions
04: Blimey.
03: When no-one states the bleeding obvious, the bleeding obvious is worth stating
03: Moultwatch update update
03: World-class shoehorning
03: There was weather!!!! vol 8,312
02: Moultwatch update
02: Express questions slip seamlessly into self-parody
02: Big Brother. Sorry.
02: Moore on Palin
02: Snobbery and house buying
01: A girl named Bristol
01: Best free show in town
01: Don’t mess with the troofers
01: Yes! Yes! Yes!

August 2008

31: And now for something completely reactionary
29: Clairvoyance and the Mail
29: Tough interviews of the world
28: Ugh.
28: Julie Moult is an idiot all right
28: Jolly Roger, etc
28: Reasonable, insightful debate about race
27: Women’s tennis = T&A
27: The Mail’s website: A bully
27: Refreshingly honest
26: What possible justification…?
26: Whatever you say, boss
26: Now officially the 20th best non-aligned blog in Britain.
25: "I don’t know how rowdy this is going to be"
25: Myra
25: Some new links
25: More evidence of the BBC’s liberal-left bias
25: "When the anarchist utopia arrives…
24: Balls of concrete: Paxo talking pants
24: Fish/barrel
23: Different kinds of racism
22: Balls of steel: More racism from Mail Towers.
22: Prove it, you lying racist bastards.
22: Invade, vb.
21: Suicide is painless
20: Ursa Major
20: No comments yet…
20: Come on, come on… it’s Paedoceleb
19: Anytime, any place, anywhere…
19: Olympic nerves
18: Only connect
18: Battle of the twits
16: Billericay Dickie: the mask slips
16: Incidentally…
15: Breakfast knob of the day
14: Brumballs
13: "Not condoing rape in any way…
13: It’s utterly amazing how many different kinds of rape there are
12: Madeleine hopes/fears
12: A-Z update
11: We have become cargo cult
11: Express and energy
08: Oops we did it again
08: Mail shows sympathy for migrants
07: A-Z of messageboard commenting
06: Hang on a minute…
06: Clarification from Jeff Marshall – updated
04: Do something wrong, get caught doing it, blame the person who caught you.
03: Barry George and the compassion of Mail readers
02: Express journalists are ‘paedophiles and rapists’
02: Comment of the year
01: Justice for Barry George.
01: Slipping through the net.
01: Youcouldntbladdymakeitup

July 2008

June 2008

30: More Wimbledon wankery
29: Lesson 1 of journalism: never ask questions
24: It’s the Wimbledon wankfest
23: The Telegraph and the ‘middle class’
23: The Jeddah junket
22: Liz Jones: abysmal shite
22: Sub-standard strikes again
22: We feel your pain.
18: The lowest of the low.
18: Everyone welcome – except Graham
17: Bloody hell, it’s something good on the BBC’s website
17: "It is in the British national interest to confront the Taleban in Afghanistan or Afghanistan would come to us."
16: Arrested for no reason? Shot for no reason? So what?
16: Whoop-whoop nee-naw ding-ding-ding
14: Contrary to popular lies…
14: What in the wide world of sports…?
13: David Davis is Janet Webb.
12: Does anyone know…
11: Pick on fattie
10: If New Labour judged others by the standards it set the public sector…
10: What were you doing on April 29th?
09: There was weather!!!!! 3
08: Closing ranks
06: Ello ello ello…
06: In at the deep end.
05: Women! Know your limits
04: That didn’t last long…
04: What’s worse, child abuse or political correctness?
03: Click here NOW
02: Mail in a corner – so comes out bullshitting
02: It would be too much effort to actually check something, obviously
01: Shut it, Wiggy

May 2008

April 2008

March 2008

February 2008

January 2008

December 2007

31: The peril of prediction
29: Presumed guilty – the hounding of Robert Murat
28: Bhutto murder and ‘terrorism’
26: Maddieballs Xmas Special
26: Have yourself a merry little illegal occupation
25: Working on Christmas Day…
22: Archbishop in ‘is gullible idiot’ shocker
21: How BNP bastards target newspaper comments
18: John Redwood is a pig
15: When will this fucking Maddie madness ever end?
14: The BBC’s Have Your Say Messageboards are a crock of shit
12: Frothing hate
11: Hooray for torture
10: Tee hee 1
10: Clarksonballs
09: Some hostages are more equal than others
07: Labour raping the public sector up the arse
06: Deep thought
05: "Taking Christ out of Christmas…
04: Christianophobia bullshit
03: ‘Frame’ being the operative word
02: Meanwhile…
01: Khartoum characters

November 2007

30: In Harms way
28: The Stagg hunt is over – but what have we learned?
27: Bearing responsibility
26: Theoretically speaking
24: The humbug factory
23: Goodbye you unctuous old shit
22: Don’t blame McClaren
21: Does Islam…
19: No dad = bad?
19: What fucking business is it of yours?
19: Sunday bollocks
16: Asbo for Ryanair
16: Oh look, it’s Lulu in Morrisons
13: No-talent cunty wunt
12: Trusty shield, sword of truth, lying cunt
12: For fuck’s sake, learn to write
12: Nice timing
11: Police sorry for shooting innocent man

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