I apologise for what I am about to do to you.
So, this morning, I had one of the worst earworms ever. It was something that shook me to the very core. It was this:
Can you imagine that racing around inside your brain? Yes. Yes, you can, because I have just put it there.
I was faced with a dilemma. Should I run around all day with ELP rattling around my head? Or should I kill off the prog? I knew that this would take something spectacular - in short, it would need the nuclear option of earworms. And, with apologies for what is about to happen, I knew that only something as powerful as this would kill off ELP:
Yes. The synthesised barking is there now. There for the rest of the day.
But... at least we've got rid of ELP. So, that's something, isn't it?