EoR
Today, in a shameless bid to try and convince the world that the printed newspaper industry isn't lying on its wings with its little legs kicking away in the air like a beetle in the throes of insecticide death move that will rock the whole of blogging to its very core, Enemies of Reason launches EoR, the one-stop blog shop for all your Enemies of Reasons needs, but a bit shorter and with less interesting stuff.
Howard Jacobson says: "You can never have too much of a good thing, but not with this cunt."
Ross Kemp says: "I wish Anton all the very best with EoR. Having survived numerous war zones and nasty gangs, I can tell you that a slightly more condensed version of Enemies of Reason is just what we've been waiting for."
Anton Vowl says: "EoR is going to be so good, you'll wonder why you ever bothered with Enemies of Reason. Basically, the product you're buying at the moment is shit, so you'd better get this smaller, cheaper version of it instead."
EoR is going to cut through the crap and distinguish between what's important and what's not. In today's issue: features about Sesame Street that no-one gave a shit about in 1985, plus celebrity bollocks but not such a great deal of actual, you know, stuff.
This is the future! This is the fucking future!
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October 26th, 2010 - 12:02
So i isn’t much cop, then? I was gonna get it today…
October 26th, 2010 - 12:02
Do comments have to be condens
October 26th, 2010 - 12:08
If it means people can read actual news, rather than when Jordan farts, for 20p, then it should be encouraged. Still needs to be read, like, but it looks a decent idea.
October 26th, 2010 - 12:11
In brief: (Y)
October 26th, 2010 - 12:17
Has to be better than the Metro, shirley?
October 26th, 2010 - 12:25
That’s true enough. Reading the side of a coke can is better than the Metro, though.
October 26th, 2010 - 13:01
Smashing the side of a coke can into your face is better than reading the Metro.
October 27th, 2010 - 03:17
Smashing a coke can into the side of Kelvin Mckenzie’s face after he’s just told you The Sun is an extraordinary commercial and journalistic success, on a publicly funded broadcaster, that he’s repeatedly claimed is not required; is better than reading the Metro.
October 26th, 2010 - 15:11
I think it’s an OK idea to be honest. It’s just about the right size to get through on an hour’s lunch break.
A regular-size Indy/Guardian is too expensive for me to buy regularly and I always end up not getting round to reading most of it anyway. At the end of the day it’s a sub-50p newspaper that has neither the X-Factor/Poor Cheryl Cole nor Wayne Rooney on the front
Get me, I’m the target demographic…