Following on from yesterday's silliness - and yes, I don't know if I'll ever see anything as magical as that confetti picture if I live to be 109 - here's something a bit more niche. Thanks to Safiya Outlines for the tipoff. I now present to you pictures of David Miliband looking stupid with ice cream.
I think while he's out in the political wilderness, he needs to do a couple of things. Firstly, learn how to eat an ice cream without looking like he's fellating a donkey. And secondly, of course, he needs to overcome that fear of confetti. After all, when his brother finally makes an honest woman of the mother of his children, you can't have David looking like this in the wedding photos...
I'll never tire of it, it's as simple as that.