Pictures of David Miliband looking stupid with ice cream
Following on from yesterday's silliness - and yes, I don't know if I'll ever see anything as magical as that confetti picture if I live to be 109 - here's something a bit more niche. Thanks to Safiya Outlines for the tipoff. I now present to you pictures of David Miliband looking stupid with ice cream.
I think while he's out in the political wilderness, he needs to do a couple of things. Firstly, learn how to eat an ice cream without looking like he's fellating a donkey. And secondly, of course, he needs to overcome that fear of confetti. After all, when his brother finally makes an honest woman of the mother of his children, you can't have David looking like this in the wedding photos...
I'll never tire of it, it's as simple as that.
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September 30th, 2010 - 08:45
Alternatively, a career in Phil Cool-style stand up beckons.
September 30th, 2010 - 11:02
One rubber-faced irritant per century is quite enough, thank you
September 30th, 2010 - 09:15
I walked paste David Miliband whilst holidaying in Northumberland (in Seahouses). One of his sons asked if they could go on the boats. ‘No we don’t have time for the boats’ was the reply. Tough bastard. Tough decisions.
P.S. I don’t recall if he had an ice cream though.
September 30th, 2010 - 10:18
Oh that photo makes my day, every time!
September 30th, 2010 - 11:44
Well. I think these are all pretty sexy actually. Screw you Anton!!!
September 30th, 2010 - 11:45
Truly, there is no hope.
September 30th, 2010 - 13:27
I think you should make this a weekly thing, Anton. Assuming there are enough stupid David pictures to last a month or two.
September 30th, 2010 - 13:46
Give him his own TV show: ‘I’m David Miliband’ and watch the hilarity ensue.
September 30th, 2010 - 22:25
Yep, I too, will never get sick of looking at that confetti photo…one quick look and I start giggling again. The sheer terror on his face!
September 30th, 2010 - 23:42
Yes, that is indeed the photograph. Bearing in mind that Syria is rather ‘fond’ of political portraiture, David looks even more incongruous.
Lush ice cream though, highly recommended if you ever visit Damascus.
P.S I think the confetti comes from his recent appearance at the opening of a Hindu temple in West Brom.
October 1st, 2010 - 19:56
And to think he once played the suave, charming manager in series 2 of The Office.
October 1st, 2010 - 23:09
I’d like to nominate the following as the mirth-making sentence of the decade: “I don’t know if I’ll ever see anything as magical as that confetti picture if I live to be 109″
Gold.