21Sep/1012
Want to see something really scary?
Following on from yesterday's slightly scary film trailer for evil atheists stealing Christmas, I was pointed in the direction of the following festive film, which I hadn't seen before. But seeing as we're in the run-up to Winterval, it deserves another outing for those of you who haven't had to sit open-jawed through it before.
I should warn you, it is unintentionally hilarious, but does contain a person that many of you will find objectionable, scarily stroking a cat (a mixed-race cat, at that) which has apparently been nailed to his leg to keep it from throwing itself into the fire through the sheer shame of being stroked by him.
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September 21st, 2010 - 15:46
He can’t be a loathsome evil racist, he likes cats!!
September 21st, 2010 - 16:05
That has to be BNP satire?
The production value is phenomenal. They’ve gone over board on the camerawork and decorations.
Dramatic pauses.
Bullshit.
Jewish folklore.
Evil leader.
Side shots.
They are either attempting some kind of Chris Morris comedy sketch or they’re fucking mental.
We never need to promote the values of equality and tolerance. Just show people this, and he’ll be arrested, surely?
“Gold, which we know about…” Yeah just dismiss the gold, focus on the “herbs and spices.”
September 21st, 2010 - 16:14
Brb, getting ready to celebrate WINTERVAL.
Let me give you all a Festivus Pole instead of a Christmas Tree!
http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm
September 21st, 2010 - 16:25
We need a t-shirt campaign to rescue the cat.
My favourite winter tale YouTube
September 21st, 2010 - 18:06
Seconded. Poor kitty will never be the same though.
September 21st, 2010 - 20:42
Hmmm…perhaps Mr Griffin, being a man who loves truth and accuracy, would like to remind us which book of the Bible refers to three wise men or kings visiting Baby Jesus in a stable?
September 22nd, 2010 - 11:54
Or even any reference to there being a stable…
September 22nd, 2010 - 10:46
Fucking hell! Anyone who could sit through the whole 7 minutes of that deserves a medal! It’s a strange experience – laughing hysterically at the same time as wanting to projectile vomit.
September 22nd, 2010 - 15:07
I am interested in the relative sizes of the people in this story. Judging by the hand gesture, Mary’s “little tiny baby” was actually a MASSIVE baby, by regular baby standards. I can only assume then that the “HUGE KING” must have been about twenty or thirty feet tall.
September 22nd, 2010 - 18:49
I actually sat through it all, just to see what the punch line was – I was expecting something like “and thats why we’re better then Muslims.”
But no, he just finished it off by explaining that the Holy Family were actually Middle Eastern Assylum Seekers who took refuge in Egypt.
He’s obviously a bloody bleeding heart pinko lefty liberal – never a thought for the poor oppressed indiginous Egyptian Taxpayers!
September 23rd, 2010 - 11:18
@D_Boy Me too. Also, the inn-keepers who put up ‘Sorry, full’ signs and shoo off the dirty immigrants appear to be the bad guys here, rather than heroic blackshirted patriots defending their borders.
Someone really needs to make sure St Nick is more on-message next year. I wonder how many of his followers actually took that home to play for the kids?
January 1st, 2011 - 21:46
Come on ????? There has to be a punch-line, surely ???
I can’t decide if he’s taking the p**s or being serious, am I missing something ?
Am also very concerned about the amount of grooming the cat is partaking in, I’ve read about this, and it indicates that the cat ‘feels dirty’ and has ‘a lack of nuturing’,