Mm... the delicious malt liquor taste of Colt 45. For breakfast*. What could possibly go wrong...?
Oh, you need persuading? How about Billy Dee Williams?
Oh, now you want it. Now you want it, all right.
* I have not actually had Colt 45 for breakfast. Although I have done before, and the day turned out nicely. Sadly there is no Colt 45 in the house. Which is a source of disappointment.