Richard Littlejohn isn’t a cunt
...he's a cloaca.
Yes, you look at his biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig faaaaaaaaaaaaaace. Go on, you sit there and look right into his biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. Look at that chirpy "Hey, I get paid for this shit!" look on his jowls. Look at the cheery "Well, that's the kids through college thanks to a bit of thinly veiled racism and obsession with gay people!" twinkle in his eye. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM!
Don't confuse that picture with this one, though:
Let's just make that clear. OK? The nice lady from off of Loose Women, who used to do the cruise ship singing, isn't a cloaca. Or a cunt. I want that stated beyond all misinterpretation. And besides, she looks nothing like him:
See? I think we're fairly clear on that now.
If you're wondering where all this cloaca talk comes from, or why it's such a perfect way of describing Britain's Favourite Cock Columnist, by all means have a look at Tim's post here. And if you liked that, you'll probably like the b3ta.com image challenge on Littlecock. The Wicker Man one is particularly haunting. *shudder*
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July 7th, 2010 - 15:45
“From off of” is an awful lot off of prepositions all in off of a row. Surely there’s a better way?
July 7th, 2010 - 15:51
No.
July 8th, 2010 - 23:57
Protip: The ‘of’ in ‘off of’ is entirely redundant, and as such recommended against. The same goes for ‘all of’. You can safely save your own time and energy in typing, and ours in reading, by leaving it out, for no loss of meaning.
No, no that’s quite alright. No need to thank me. I’m just doing my bit.
July 8th, 2010 - 10:09
Littlejohn … The man who crusaded on behalf of Colin Stagg, championing his innocence on his tv show in the nineties and in his newspaper columns since until he was finally proved innocent without a shadow of doubt with such fervour and ferocity against the tide of opinion… where is that man now?
July 11th, 2010 - 00:52
http://www.popbitch.com/home/2010/06/24/its-richard-littlejohn/
Dare I say even better than b3ta!
August 2nd, 2010 - 20:28
Whenever I see Littlecock’s face, I want to photoshop the words ‘Haters Gonna Hate’ onto it. And I have PS so I could do it, but I fear my computer may never forgive me!