16Apr/103
Make your minds up!
Ogrizovic noticed this before I did. Today's Express seems upset about the fact that Britain is 'shut to the world':
You'd think they'd have been happy, given that they don't want anyone coming here...
Come on, Mr Express! Which is it you want? Britain shut down, or opened up? You should be delighted! This Viking Ashcloud of Doom is exactly what you've been praying for! Hmm... perhaps it's the fact it's invading foreign puffin-on-toast ash and not indigenous British plate-of-chips ash that means they can't love it...
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April 16th, 2010 - 15:27
I suspect they’re more miffed that we can’t leave than that ‘they’ can’t get in. We only want Britain to be closed from the OUTSIDE. It’s the same kind of muddle-headedness that lets Barry from Spain bitch about how much he hates immigration.
Besides, don’t most immigrants sneak in sneakily on boats and trains, probably helped by the French or something, according to these newspapers? They don’t usually fly in first-class (the first-class treatment doesn’t begin until they get here, and then GUESS WHO’S PAYING?!?!!!11!!1!!1!)
April 17th, 2010 - 08:16
Priceless.
‘You couldn’t make it up’.
April 18th, 2010 - 10:21
But then the dirty spongers can’t get home either, the European Human Rights bollox means we can’t just throw them in the ENGLISH CHANNEL (not that Anglo-French POND) with a tub of butter for good luck.