This is how I count to five, using the fingers of one hand. It might not look weird at first, but... well, you'll see.
Now, if you haven't just gone "What the rodgering bumwipe is that?" then I assume this is completely normal, and we can proceed to five.
See? Perfectly normal, no?
Well, I'd always thought so, but apparently not. The way I do 4 is the mark of Satan, or something. I mean, really? Is it that weird? I can't count four using the ring finger - it just juts out rather feebly rather than springing into place like the other fingers.
Am I weird or something?