You'll remember some time ago I attempted to put some ideas together for a comments policy. I just have a couple of additions to that:
11. Don't use 'Lie-bore'. If you use 'Lie-bore' or 'Nu-Lie-Bore', you're a twat. For me, the comment ends with 'Lie-bore'. You could go on, after saying 'Lie-bore', to make the most startlingly brilliant point in the history of the world, but guess what - no-one's going to read it because you said 'Lie-bore'. I'm the only one here allowed to use silly phrases to describe things. Actually, that isn't true, I'm not, but that's beside the point.
12. Actually, that'll do. I might let you get away with 'NuLab' if I'm feeling generous, but you be careful now.