See what they've done there? See what they've done? He's a golfer and she's a woman, therefore she's A BIRDIE! Haha! Because women are birds, aren't they? But not just that, it's slightly beyond that. It's not quite enough to dehumanise her by calling her a 'birdie'; you've got to remember that she isn't worthy of being described as a human being. No, she's just a number. BIRDIE NUMBER ONE! Hilarious, no?
*update* I've also noticed the rather sad 'READ LITTLEJOHN' in the top right-hand corner. As if they couldn't think of anything else to say. Please read Littlejohn. Not 'hilarious Littlejohn' or even 'Richard Littlejohn' - just 'read Littlejohn'. It's the use of the imperative that's so starkly pathetic, almost like they're begging you.
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