SuBollocks
I think it was Charlie Brooker back in the TV Go Home days who did a spoof of a celebrity magazine covering a man walking past some crates. To prove that news does emulate comedy, here's today's Sky News website:
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Yes. It's true. A woman has walked up to her bin and put some rubbish in it. To clarify, the news story, on Sky News, a news channel that thinks it's grown-up enough to host a debate with the leaders of all political parties in the run-up to the next election, is that a woman has put some rubbish in a bin.
That would be bad enough, just the sheer banality of it, but they couldn't resist this:
Earlier this week, Boyle reportedly burst into tears while visiting the US for a whistlestop tour.
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The star has previously suffered from stress and checked into the Priory clinic for treatment shortly after she shot to fame.
Ah, lovely. There we are: waiting for the tears, the breakdown, the stress and the problems so they can make fun out of her, just as they did when she was admitted to the Priory. Doesn't it make you proud of the British media?
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November 28th, 2009 - 18:58
Since when is she called SuBo?
November 28th, 2009 - 19:13
since the media (especially the free papers) decided to lumber everyone with increasingly stupid nicknames, like BoJo (boris johnson) and SiCo (simon cowell), and expect everyone to know who theyre talking about. there have been times when i've had to read and re-read articles referring to people by these nicknames a couple of times before i "got" who they were talking about. it's fucking awful.
November 29th, 2009 - 12:52
Is there a video clip of her putting the rubbish in the bin?
November 29th, 2009 - 23:06
In fairness though, it is a cracking bin. Really really nice one. Kinda deserved to be on Sky News…
November 30th, 2009 - 08:20
The SiCo one makes sense though since it's the name of his production company however that's spelled Syco
December 1st, 2009 - 09:41
I'm amazed the Mail didn't run with "Hideous blight on our neighbourhoods… put's rubbish in wheely bin."
They wouldn't know what to pick on first; her appearance or the bin.