Rod Liddlejohn and real racism
How can you call out racism nowadays and be taken seriously? There's a ready-made counterpunch - PC GONE MAD! - available to anyone who's strayed over the boundaries into out-and-out racism. Aha, they say, I am not racist at all; whereas you are a dirty PCgonemad leftie troublemaker who has no grasp on reality.
I've pointed it out before about the Carol Thatcher / golliwog saga but it bears repetition. Why are golliwogs racist? Because they're a stereotype in a child's toy, a big-lipped boggle-eyed inane-looking black man, that's why. Yet somehow that's not enough. Somehow they're not racist if you say they're not racist. Somehow if you accuse the person accusing you of having a racist toy - not even racism itself, because you can simply have these things through ignorance and it'd be incorrect to label anyone with a golliwog as a racist (some of them are just stupid) - of being PCgonemad then you can shield yourself from any legitimate claims.
My argument is always this. If they aren't racist, why then does the BNP take such particular pleasure in selling them? What other reason would there be for the BNP devoting an entire section of its 'Excalibur' merchandise website to them? They don't sell any other children's toys, so why golliwogs? And let's manoeuvre past the last wafer-thin excuse - that they're selling them because in these PCgonemad days they're standing up for traditional values and, as they say themselves, 'striking a blow against political correctness'. No, they aren't. They're selling them because they like the stupid caricature of black people. They enjoy the ridicule. They enjoy the racism. Sure, your granny might have Robertsons jam jar stuff and think it's OK, and might not necessarily be a raging BNP nut; of course not. But to go and buy golliwogs now? To compare a black man to one now, with all the racist connotations? No, there's an activeness about that with more than a whiff of racism involved.
It's hard to get through all the ready-made defences that people who come out with racist shite set out. Of course it is. But it's necessary, and right, to do so. There's a commenter on John Redwood's website, for example, who calls him (or her) self Little Black Sambo. Again, like golliwogs it's a bit of a hangover from the bad old days, and, again, while your older relatives might not understand what the big fuss is all about, it's pretty stinky to use terminology like that now. Is that PCgonemad of me to say that? No, it isn't. I'm not PCgonemad. I'm just saying that user names like Little Black Sambo are pretty grim and outdated, and likely to cause offence - which is probably why they were picked in the first place. Who knows? It might even be a black person using that user name, in which case, yes, it's up to them, but it's still pretty offensive and unpleasant terminology. Is it PCgonemad to say that? No, it isn't.
Which brings me to Rod Liddlejohn again. I'd meant to leave him behind after reading his execrable toss from the Speccy on Friday, but I've just spotted this post over at Pickled Politics from the archive of Liddlejohn hilarity. Liddlejohn says:
Most middle-class parents would prefer not to spend £25,000 per child, per year, on private schooling. And they probably would not do so if the alternative was of a higher educational standard than the state school around the corner, the Mary Seacole City Academy for Advanced Textspeak and Stabbing. This is especially true in central London, where Dave lives. Perhaps he thinks that Westminster is a state school, near as dammit, compared with his own alma mater, Eton.
Ah, there we go then. See? It's funny because Mary Seacole was a courageous and intelligent woman who happened to be black, and in Liddlejohn's mind that means that you can link her name with the kind of school where people get stabbed. Do you see? Do you see why it's funny? Do you see why it's clever and hilarious and brilliant and good? That the Loony Left PCgonemad education types would name a school after Mary Seacole - what bastards to name a school after a national heroine! - presumably because it was in an ethnically diverse area, and therefore - and here's the funny bit - people would get stabbed there, and also be so thick they could only speak in textspeak! Guffaw! And that's the funny bit, yes?! And that's why it's sensible to send your kids to private schools, so they don't have to mix with kids who'll stab you (with the Seacole name dragged in for a whiff of racism)?! Isn't it? No...? No, you say? It's not funny at all, you say...? Come on, don't be so PCgonemad! Laugh along with the funny man!
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August 11th, 2009 - 11:36
You've reminded me of my first (and last) visit to Wisbech Sunday Car Boot Sale, the second-hand jewel in Fenland's crown. My one lingering memory was of walking in through the gate and overhearing an outraged voice in the crowd exclaim "What are we supposed to call them now? Golly people?"
August 11th, 2009 - 13:24
I love you.
I may have to read this post aloud into a Dictaphone, and then carry it with me at all times so that I can play it whenever people start up with 'It's PCgonemad that I get shamed for hating on people of other races, dammit!'
August 11th, 2009 - 15:45
Agree with the first two comments, grand stuff, people like to have their racist cake and eat it, to hold backward ignorant views but no be called racist.
Cowards.
August 11th, 2009 - 16:24
Heh – racist cake. 'I'll have two doughnuts, an iced finger and a racist cake please.'
What flavour would a racist cake be?
Hatred flavour. And shaped like a 'hilarious' comedy black man in a turban.
August 11th, 2009 - 16:29
Top-notch!
August 11th, 2009 - 16:50
I feel a racist cake blog post coming on.
August 11th, 2009 - 20:25
Mmmmmm Racist Cakes. Something like http://www.flickr.com/photos/celesteh/315788777/ ?
August 11th, 2009 - 22:38
Oh, Liddle and Gilligan. They flew too close to the sun of not being a cockwipe, crashed into the solar flare of hubris, and sank into the shit-filled sea of right-wing punditry as their waxy wings melted.
August 12th, 2009 - 14:09
Have you come across the wonders of Biased BBC yet?
It's a website for people who think the BBC is determined to install strict Islamic rule in Britain, whilst being run by feminists and gays… most recently they've been getting very aroused by the sight of football fans getting stroppy against Muslims in Birmingham, and by the BBC's lily-livered failure to take the right side:
http://opinionbeyondeducation.blogspot.com/2009/08/british-race-war-2009-souvenir-issue.html
August 12th, 2009 - 15:49
Tepid Halibut has the appearance of a racist cake bang on the money.
Daniel might feel a racist cake post coming on, but I feel a racist cake short story stirring. One involving a new girlfriend meeting a nice old grandmother for the first time.
August 12th, 2009 - 17:05
Flying Jews caught me eye today, so racist cake will have to wait until tomorrow!
August 12th, 2009 - 18:38
The more shocking bit of the Liddle quote is that he thinks people who can spend £25,000 a year on school fees are 'middle class'.
August 12th, 2009 - 21:50
Wouldn't a racist cake be completely white?
August 13th, 2009 - 10:14
NOW PC LOONIES WANT TO BAN 'RACIST' CAKES
Britain's bakers should be FORCED to stop selling 'RACIST' cakes according to a government think-tank.
The report, leaked to the Daily Twat and largely ignored apart from the bit written in biro at the bottom of one page, suggests BANNING some of Britain's best-loved cakes in case they OFFEND minorities.
Under the new rules, BLACK-FOREST GATEAU will be renamed 'Forest-of-colour Gateau'. Christmas Cake can no longer be sold unless the decorations include equal representations of Islam, Buddhism, Satanism and that weird one where they jump around with their legs crossed. In addition, Fairy Cakes will be outlawed and replaced with 'Homosexual-but-just-as-good-at-raising-children-as-heterosexuals Cakes'.
Baker Jim Noset-Clazi expressed outrage. "First I'm not allowed to refuse their money even though it smells funny, now I've got to throw away all my stock and let terrorists use my shop to plan their bombings. Is that bit true? Jesus. I'm no racist, my daughter went to see Slumdog Millionaire, but whatever next? Making me learn to speak Muslim?"
A spokesman for the think tank admitted last night "What the fuck are you talking about? It's a report about immigration policy. Give me that, there's nothing in there about cake- Hang on, is this your writing?"
HAVE YOUR SAY: They should all just piss off home, shouldn't they? Post your agreement below.
August 13th, 2009 - 15:43
I'm loving the racist cake stuff, this could be a sit-com!
August 13th, 2009 - 17:37
does this make battenburg muticultural cake?
August 14th, 2009 - 12:36
I have at last written my piece on racist cakes, it is right here.
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