The Mail is worried about Mischa Barton being too thin on its Procrustes bed:
Her face is drawn, her cheeks are sunken and her collarbone is protruding sharply.
To the outside world she looks gaunt and unwell, but it seems in Hollywood the shockingly thin look is back in fashion.
But you can forgive Ms Barton for being confused as to why the Mail should be so upset. Because it wasn't so long ago that she was slagged off by the Mail for her 'weight gain' and having committed the crime against crime of having 'dimpled thighs':
But despite her sporty attire, the slender 22-year-old's extremely pale thighs already appear to have some issues with cellulite.
Former O.C. star Mischa appears to have gained some weight since leaving the show which made her famous.
Can the Mail just say exactly what weight - in ounces - would be acceptable for celebrities to be, and then they might have some slender chance of not being torn off a strip for daring to appear in public?