Also: It's snowing, so, hoho, climate change, eh? Innit? Psst, Iain: it's boiling hot in Australia.
Disappointingly shit stuff from someone who takes such obvious delight in tearing a strip off that pompous prick Peter Hitchens. Now that piece is well worth a read.
Speaking of the Hitch, Dale has also provided me the picture I needed the other day to treat another Mail columnist in the way they treat celebrities:
Barely recognisable from his former sylph-like self, Mail on Sunday idiot Peter Hitchens has clearly been piling on the pounds since whenever it was the other photo was taken (it might just be a contemporary one taken from a slightly different angle, who knows?). Ballooning, jowly and basically a bit of a chubster, the not-even-the-cleverest-one-in-his-family scribbler has apparently found life as a barely intelligible prick spouting reams of crap every week on how Margaret Thatcher is the most left-wing person in the world has led to him raiding the fridge once or twice too often. A close friend said: "Peter is certainly a bit porky nowadays, although you shouldn't judge people based on their physical appearance - leave that to his friends at the Mail. No, instead, judge him for the towering cunt he really is."