I only had a single £1 coin, just a mere nugget, as I popped into the paper shop this morning. And it was there I was faced with a dilemma.
Should I buy a copy of the Independent?
Should I buy the entire Evening Standard newspaper operation from the Mail group?
Or should I buy a Twix and still have change for a cheeky Raspberry Ruffle later?
On reflection, had I bought the Evening Standard, I could at least have kicked Gilligan out onto his fat arse. (But I do love Twixes)