21Jan/091
A dilemma at the newsagent
I only had a single £1 coin, just a mere nugget, as I popped into the paper shop this morning. And it was there I was faced with a dilemma.
Should I buy a copy of the Independent?
Should I buy the entire Evening Standard newspaper operation from the Mail group?
Or should I buy a Twix and still have change for a cheeky Raspberry Ruffle later?
Mmm... delicious.
On reflection, had I bought the Evening Standard, I could at least have kicked Gilligan out onto his fat arse. (But I do love Twixes)
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January 21st, 2009 - 15:00
A wise choice.
Surprised you weren’t tempted by the Express though. The day after Jesus was apparently inaugurated as President of the United States, the ‘World’s Greatest Newspaper’ splashes with a full four page wrap for a Fiat car.
I was going to say is there nothing Desmond wouldn’t do for cash but I’ve just seen his granny in the window of Cash Converters with a price tag on her fucking forehead.