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15Jan/094

Exciting new Mail pictures service!

Woohoo! In an exciting bid to make shitloads of money open up their photo archives so everyone at home can order a lovely image for the mantelpiece or downstairs bog, the Mail have set up a smart new mini site offering prints of news photos.

Welcome to the online photographic archive of the Daily Mail and The Mail on Sunday.
Featuring thousands of images, it’s a record of 100 years of news. Now you can own a part of this history! Simply choose your favourite picture and a format. We will then deliver straight to your own front door!

Great!

from sporting heroes, entertainment, Wimbledon triumphs and London scenery - we were there! If you can't find a picture you want, contact us and we will try our best to locate it!

OK then:

Dear Daily Mail picture archive,

I've been looking through your exciting archive but have been unable to find the photo I'm looking for. It's a picture of Lord Rothermere standing next to Adolf Hitler, signed by the German Fuehrer. I know it exists because I've seen copies of it, but they're never of quite the quality I need.

I should love to have a copy so very much to remind me of the Daily Mail's values.

Perhaps if you are unable to source a copy, you could ask Jonathan Harmsworth if he has one in the family album?

Yours in hope

Anton.

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  1. Oh PLEASE tell us you’ve actually posted that off

  2. I fucking love you

  3. Hahaha, brilliant!

    To echo Andy, please say you really did post that off XD

  4. I’ve sent it… still waiting for a reply, unfortunately. Perhaps they’ve had many similar requests…?


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