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More insightful journalism from the Telegraph

After that bit of real journalism we had earlier, here's exactly the sort of thing that is obliterating the press in Britain, devaluing the profession of journalism and making a once-respected news source look like a fucking bunch of dribbling sub-GCSE cunts who'd rather be reading Closer than The Economist. I like to call it the 'fuckwitisation of news'.

Anyway, in 'celebrity sightings' we learn these vital bits of information:

- Deborah Harry stands still and has her picture taken. "We don't know who Debbie Harry's surgeon is, but we want his number. Now!..." quips the once-enthusiastic hack tapping away at this load of cock at his or her desk, those dreams of forging a career long since flushed away down the u-bend of churnalism, a little tear of remorse perhaps trickling down their face, unseen by their colleagues, as they continue.
- Kristin Scott Thomas appeared on a TV programme.
- Bob Geldof had dinner with his girlfriend.
- Kate Winslet appeared on a TV programme.
- That boy out of the Harry Potter films (not him, the other one) is appearing in another film soon, and a publicity still has been released to promote it.
- Kelly Brook and Amanda Holden are filming a TV programme.
- The Osbournes have turned up to a party.
- Amy Winehouse has had a go on a trapeze [while taking part in rehab - so thank goodness no-one was there to intrude on this very private moment, apart from the cunt with a big lens lurking in the bushes a few hundred yards away, obviously]
- David Gest and Kerry Katona have appeared on stage toghether.
- Glenn Close has received a star on Hollywood Boulevard.
- Billie Piper went to see a film.
- Matt Dillon and Sarah Jessica Parker went to see a play "...Sarah was quick to cover up a wardrobe malfunction. But not fast enough to prevent Matt Dillon seeing too much and being scarred for life." Astonishing scenes!
- Deborah Harry (again) has appeared on stage.
- Daniel Craig has signed some autographs at a film premiere.
- Roger Moore has been to a bookshop.
- Some other people went to see Daniel Craig's film.
- Michael Phelps has been filming a TV advert. In 'Biejing', apparently.
- Will Smith has been on TV in Spain to promote his latest film.
- Mickey Rourke went to a party.
- Some other people went too.
- Sting turned up to something.
- Delta Goodrem played the piano somewhere.
- Grace Jones was somewhere, singing something.

You can't tell me that's not important. You can? Oh, OK then.

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