Here's a silly Tory toff* who decided to dress up as Madeleine McCann at a party. Said he:
"there was a brief moment when I thought I might have gone too far with elements of the costume but it was OK".
Those 'elements' in full:
"pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vial of fake blood".
Say what you like about Tories, but they do like a laugh, don't they? Course if he'd have gone as a Black & White Minstrel or the Robertsons Jam Golliwog, I imagine any expulsion would have been seen as 'PC gawn mad'.
In a statement, Conservative Central Office said there was "no place for this sort of person in the party".
Oh I don't know. It was a fancy dress party, after all. At least it showed some imagination...no? Surely this is the kind of bluesky thinking that will propel the Tories to Government in a few months' time.
* Oh, just look at him. He fucking must be.