Dear Mr Nicks,
Re: your headline "IMMIGRANTS HAVE STOLEN ALL OUR JOBS" (Daily Star, 16/12/08):
My husband and I have both started new jobs within the last six months, in the education and IT sectors respectively. However, as your subtitle helpfully informs me, "1.3M migrants took EVERY Brit vacancy since 2001!". Therefore, we must clearly both be migrants. We never knew!
Since we are both patriotic souls, having made this discovery, we wish to follow the advice so regularly spouted by your pustulent rag and "go back where we came from" as promptly as possible. Sadly, however, we are finding it somewhat difficult to discover precisely where we should "go". We were both born in the UK. His ancestry is traceably British back to William the Conqueror. Mine is traceably British back to Charles I, after which records are somewhat muddy. Perhaps you could assist us in this endeavour? Should he perhaps emigrate to France? Do you know if there is an exchange program to receive back "migrants" like us, and if so, if there is any provision for spouses? As for myself - I have some American ancestry - might you
offer advice on applying for a Green Card under circumstances such as my own?
With thanks in advance for your generous assistance, and the fervent hope that you soon lose your job and find yourself on the dole queue, to be replaced by a Polish, Indian or African immigrant - who, I have no doubt, will display less ignorant fascism and far greater numeracy than you -
Mrs H. Walter
- It’s health & safety not mad enough… and I want my taxes to pay for it… er… wait… no… but… KABOOM!
- Let’s wait and see
- The Mail: Likes migrants, doesn’t like them being barred entry
- The eight, no wait, 16 or maybe 18-year-old, ‘suicide’ bomber and the myth of 24-7 news.
- The Pope must die! Oh, wait a minute…