Littlecunt: Racism
I've mentioned before how Littlejohn keeps homophobia and outright hatred at arm's length, by saying some (possibly fictional) northern mate has said it. Now he's taken it a step further, outright racism published on his page, but ah, just deniable enough, as he hasn't said it himself:
Mail reader Audrey Hodgson writes to me with the latest on the divorce of Mr and Mrs Guy Ritchie. 'When Madonna moved to London, she said she wanted to become more English. She is now an unmarried mother, with three children by different fathers, one of them African. Job done.'
OK Littledick, I'm a Mail reader and I'm writing to you now. You're a one-trick cunt who's never been funny. You write thinly veiled racist, sexist and homophobic rants from your bunker in Florida about the country you used to live in as if you're a Miami Cuban, except they've actually got something to complain about, unlike you, seeing as the country you left gave you millions of pounds in money for being a shambolic unfunny bastard. Every single comment under your stories says you're the funniest man in the world, that you should be Prime Minister, that you've 'once again hit the nail on the head' and that you're so witty that just reading one sentence of your pisspoor prose has made people's ribs hurt, whereas in fact you're a cheap, untalented, dull, predictable little gobshite who has never and will never be clever, funny or good at writing. Now print that under your fucking column next week, seeing as you're so keen on reader contributions. Or is it just the racist ones you use?
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November 25th, 2008 - 11:35
Today’s pile of poo contains another vile piece on Rashid Rauf. As with the prostitutes case life means nothing to RLJ. No need for a trial if you’re obviously guilty.
I was drafting a bit on this, but I just can’t be bothered because given the way others reported it (as you said yesterday) it was hardly surprising that he’d raise the bar.
November 25th, 2008 - 23:49
From his latest spewing…
“Why on earth is anyone wasting their breath calling for an inquiry into the circumstances surrounding the killing of a ‘British’ terror suspect in Pakistan?
Rashid Rauf was wanted for masterminding the liquid bomb plot, which brought chaos to our airports in 2006.
…
I certainly hope they were. That’s their job. In case those MPs haven’t noticed, there’s a war on – and Rauf was actively involved in plotting to kill as many innocent civilians as possible.”
The constipated hippo doesn’t quite get the concept of being WANTED for a crime, does he.