I've mentioned before how Littlejohn keeps homophobia and outright hatred at arm's length, by saying some (possibly fictional) northern mate has said it. Now he's taken it a step further, outright racism published on his page, but ah, just deniable enough, as he hasn't said it himself:
Mail reader Audrey Hodgson writes to me with the latest on the divorce of Mr and Mrs Guy Ritchie. 'When Madonna moved to London, she said she wanted to become more English. She is now an unmarried mother, with three children by different fathers, one of them African. Job done.'
OK Littledick, I'm a Mail reader and I'm writing to you now. You're a one-trick cunt who's never been funny. You write thinly veiled racist, sexist and homophobic rants from your bunker in Florida about the country you used to live in as if you're a Miami Cuban, except they've actually got something to complain about, unlike you, seeing as the country you left gave you millions of pounds in money for being a shambolic unfunny bastard. Every single comment under your stories says you're the funniest man in the world, that you should be Prime Minister, that you've 'once again hit the nail on the head' and that you're so witty that just reading one sentence of your pisspoor prose has made people's ribs hurt, whereas in fact you're a cheap, untalented, dull, predictable little gobshite who has never and will never be clever, funny or good at writing. Now print that under your fucking column next week, seeing as you're so keen on reader contributions. Or is it just the racist ones you use?