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I’m puttin on my top hat, puttin on my white tie…

...assassinating Obama...

The court documents quoted the two men as saying that they would dress up in white tuxedos and top hats then drive their car as fast as possible toward Senator Obama, shooting at him from the windows.

Come on, it would have been hilarious to have let them try. I wouldn't trust either of these two jokers to know the difference between the hot tap and the cold tap, let alone be able to murder 88 people; it could only have ended in appallingly miserable failure.

But I do admire their cunning idea - how to make it look like you're not a white supremacist racist assassin? Dress up like fucking Cab Callaway. Foolproof. Absolutely foolproof.

I think, as in the case of Abu Beavis and Abu Butthead, it's best not to take these fucking losers too seriously. Sure, their intentions are horrific, but the happy fact is they're appallingly hopeless at life. The people you need to worry about are the ones who actually have a fucking glimmer of a brain inside their heads, not these dumbasses.

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