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Tim Lovejoy commentates on the Hindenburg disaster

"All right, well there's this big airship thing in the sky, and, tell you what I was watching Sky Sports last night and I was watching the Champions League games, not quite sure what airships do mate, just waiting for Chelsea to kick off basically, but anyway I reckon if we keep Lamps this summer then we can press on and look for two or three trophies easy, come on, we've got to do it this year, I reckon we can, we've got to, I can't take it if we lose it in the final again like last year, just goes to show the strength of the Prem doesn't it, the best teams in Europe and they're all English, got to look at Arsene and what he's done over at the Emirates, you have to applaud that really, but I still think we can do the business over the course of a season, we've got the squad and the coaching staff to do it, Felipe's been there and he's won the biggest prize in football, oh and by the way it's all caught fire and some people are dead, but I don't know about you but I don't understand all these other sports because they're not really the same as football are they, nothing like sitting down on a Sunday with your Sky Sports on and just watching the Prem games, I don't know why anyone else in the world likes any other sport, and apparently there are people who watch teams that aren't in the Premier League, don't know what that's all about, what's the point when you've got the Premier League, I'm just hoping we can get it back together this weekend and stay top of the table, we know what we're doing, bit of a setback in midweek but sometimes it's hard to get a result in the Champions League away from home, especially in the group stages, oh the humanity..."

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