Tell you what, I don't often agree with the Mail, but there's a possibility they might just have been right with this caption:
Yes, but let's be careful and couch it as 'suggestions'. I mean, we wouldn't want to get our facts wrong about Britney Spears's apparent 1/2-inch-girth thighs, which for all we know really do taper down to the width of a cigarette paper. On the other hand, if the Mail haven't quite got all the facts about an immigration story, say, then it's obviously much more important to go forth with rampant speculation, omission and downright misrepresentation. Priorities!
But then again, you'd think the Mail would know a little bit about Photoshopping, given this all-time classic - the day that 'Thing' from the Addams Family came around to Max Hastings's cottage:
Or the time that Anne Diamond entered a wormhole:
Or the time that the Mail reported on Wasps and other rugby (Leicester?) players being able to shapeshift and disappear into thin air:
I love Photoshop Disasters.