Another atrocious splash from the Express:
What the fuck? 'Fern's curves cause rather a stir on TV'. Is that even a sentence or just a load of random words chucked together?
So it's meltdown. Understandable, given the impending doom and 80 redundancies. But meltdown nevertheless. Maybe disgruntled Express employees are determined to wreck the paper before they go? Maybe we're going to see a wonderful bunker mentality reminiscent of Mike Morris in the dying days of TV-AM?
Or maybe they're just not very good.