A huge hurricane is in the Caribbean. Which means Littlejohn & Family will be beating a hasty retreat back to Blighty.
Expect columns actually about things in England, rather than things he's noticed about England by looking at the television or reading the Daily Mail, over the next few days. Maybe even a cheeky bit of 'there's flooding and hurricanes - so what? The left only care about the polar bears, the bastards. Impale their heads on spikes!'
Can't wait. Fingers crossed the home doesn't get obliterated into a billion matchsticks. No, honestly - otherwise the fucker will be over here permanently.