15Aug/082
Breakfast knob of the day
...and no, I don't mean Andrew Castle on GMTV.
Go to question one of the BBC's magazine quiz and see the image they've used to illustrate it.
Right, so it's a breakfast buffet, I think I'll have a nice croissant, and ooh yes, some bacon, and... yes, the cock-shaped sausage as well. Yes, better have some of the tumescent fried cock-and-balls on my plate too.
Tsk. Disgraceful!
(Best laugh I've had all week)
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August 16th, 2008 - 09:06
Why are there testes on the sausage? Some mini-sausages? Breakfast meatballs?
I’ve spent too long looking at that meaty penis.
August 16th, 2008 - 10:54
Did you by any chance send in rudely shaped vegetables to That’s Life? I think we should be told.