...and no, I don't mean Andrew Castle on GMTV.
Go to question one of the BBC's magazine quiz and see the image they've used to illustrate it.
Right, so it's a breakfast buffet, I think I'll have a nice croissant, and ooh yes, some bacon, and... yes, the cock-shaped sausage as well. Yes, better have some of the tumescent fried cock-and-balls on my plate too.
(Best laugh I've had all week)