Oh. My. God.
I thought that I'd seen the world's worst writer ever when I saw Jack Teague's execrable 'blog' on the Express website. But no. There is worse. Hand back that crown of cack, Mr Teague. You've been pwn3d in the shit writing stakes.
It's the Mirror's Polly Hudson on knife crime! And her 'Opinions about stuff... literally!' make me, literally, feel queasy.
I'm not exactly up on current affairs. I never watch the news because it's far too depressing and the clothes are awful.
Instead, I'm guessing like loads of you, I've immersed myself in celebrity news and gossip. I don't even remember making a conscious decision, it just happened.
I'd struggle to name three members of the cabinet, but I can give you full details of every man Jennifer Lopez has ever gone out with, including ages and occupations, in chronological order. My parents are super proud.
*cries*
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July 4th, 2008 - 18:37
The frightening thing is that she lays claim to the same job title as Charles Wheeler. Quite chilling.
In fact, totally shite though her opening sentences that you quoted are they in no way manage to match up to the shallow banarlity of her attempts to find a solution to knife crime. Lets offer a play station to the teenagers who will tell us what it’s like to be them apparently.
Where you actually begin I don’t know.
July 5th, 2008 - 00:59
“It’s beyond shallow, yes, but now that teen knife crime has impacted on someone on my radar – a celebrity – it’s impossible to keep my blinkers on.”
Translation: I don’t give a fuck about anything until it happens to someone vaguely related to TV. I’d have been humiliated to admit to something like that at the age of fifteen; how can a grown woman be content to remain in that state of vapid ignorance?
July 6th, 2008 - 06:14
It’s a good point she raises though.
It’s only now that someone kind-of-famous has been affected that the media are really giving a shit.