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Following on from the Sun's juvenile giggling at Derren Brown's sexuality earlier today, we have a batch of despicably hateful comments from Mail readers on the subject of John Prescott's bulimia (the article for which handily shows Prescott eating food, in case you didn't know what that looked like). Yes, he's plugging his autobiography, but does he deserve things like...?

Bulimia...gluttony is more like it, how nice to have money to spend on food that is then thrown up and wasted.

Having allegedly scoffed my way through £4000 worth of food, I would also vomit.

Well, he's certainly got some kind of eating disorder.
Greed.

That's Littlecock's column for this week pretty much done and dusted then. Hard to see how even he'll outdo this lot in terms of sheer nastiness, spite, shit jokes and repeating the same bloody point over and over again.

A fat bulimic must be a world first - what a way to get to get a plug for your new book.

He looks the first bulimic to stuff themselves with food but forget the 'vomiting afterwards' part!

*trombone*

If he throws up and it STILL that size he must eat enough to feed a family of four.

His preference for warm meat has been well documented - but his gluttony is an altogether different proposition.

You vile cunt.

He's just a greedy fat b~stard who likes filling his boots, bit like the rest of his mates.

Now we know, " who ate all the pies"

*slightly more weary trombone*

Oh please - does he look like a reformed bulimic? Sorry John, it won't make me buy the book!

Is this not called gluttony Mr Prescott? You have certainly filled your face at the expense of the tax payers of this country.

*utterly unenthusiastic trombone, rather asthmatic, sounding a bit like a wet fart*

As someone has said, an overweight bulimic - most unusual.

Or not, if you actually knew anything about the subject, which you fucking well don't, you ignorant pissflap not that that ever stops any of you piping up and chuckling away at other people's misery, does it? You nasty, spiteful bastards. Hope your kids develop an eating disorder so you might actually find something out about life that can't be neatly packaged away into a bitter little soundbite.

We were bulimic on Blair's pork pies as well.
They made us really sick.

*doesn't even bother to pick up trombone*

I can believe he did the eating bit, but not the puking bit!! Amazing how he's got over it now that he has to buy his food himself!!

Oh, I just can't go on. I can't go on reading this utter tidal wave of dogshit from vicious little bastards motivated only by hatred and spite. All the rest of the comments, take it from me, are equally bilious and horrible, feeble attempts at humour. Is this what we've come to, in the multimedia world of modern journalism? Laughing at gay people and calling them benders? Laughing at fat people and wilfully misunderstanding eating disorders? Jesus Christ. I know I get my fair share of stick for swearing, but blimey - these lot are a whole new level of dumbing down. What a fucking waste of the internet.

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