Magician Derren Brown has come out. I wonder how the Sun might deal with this story?
It's categorised under Derren Brown / Sexuality / Gay, which gives you a fair idea. And the headline is right out of the school playground:
Derren: I’m a mind bender
Do you see? Do you see?! Derren is a bender, but he's also a magician, so he's a mind bender?!?!?! Rofl lol lmao innit?!
TELLY trickster Derren Brown today shatters the illusion he created for millions of viewers – with the admission he is gay.
I don't remember him ever pretending to be straight, though obviously the 'illusion' flim-flam is just for the purposes of this hackneyed intro. I'd always kind of assumed he was gay, though it doesn't really matter either way, does it?
Derren’s Channel 4 series Mind Control series has made him one of TV’s top mind-benders.
See, mind-bender. Bender! Innit?! Lmao omg rofl!?!?!?
And the caption under a picture of Brown says:
Ginger beer... Derren has a 'perfect' partner
Well he does have red hair, is that where it comes from? So, ginger beer = queer = hoho! And next to another story it's 'Derren's Woody hope' - he wants to have Woody Allen on the show. Which I think is meant to be another shambolic gay pun.
What a miserably pisspoor wankrag the Sun is. Shitty gay jokes that even Littlecock would balk at.